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@uncle-benis / uncle-benis.tumblr.com

*not an accurate depiction of my life.  27, black, guy in NYC
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His gym leader, Josh Thompson, said on a podcast before the fight that Khabib is content to retire if he badly beats Conor. Apparently Khabib doesn't feel like there is much left to accomplish in the sport. Josh said that there was a 30% chance Khabib retires after the Conor fight, in the cage and walks off to a happy Russian celebrity life. With that said, I think there's a 0% chance he's bluffing the UFC

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Shout out to Tyron Woodley. Currently the most dominant UFC champion in the organization. They gotta start putting some respect on his name for real

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Ante Up or Bia Bia?

Bia Bia and it’s not even close.

Ante up is for old heads.

Ante Up and Bia Bia were both released in the year 2000

Bia bia

Bia bia all the way

When I made this post, my choice was Bia Bia

But I just listened to both songs back to back.

And that first verse on Ante Up, nigga….

I’m ready to rob some white people RIGHT NOW and I dont even need the money

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I'm old enough to know I should be fucking around with a 21 year old chick purely out of sexual interest but....

Anyway I just got the worst 30 min, no nut, 0 technique, half dry, can't follow instructions, succ job of my life and now I gotta go home mad at myself making posts like this and shit 😐

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I lost my voice screaming for DC last night

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Ran 12 miles today for the second time after almost dying when I tried 2 weeks ago. Here's a music review from my library on shuffle.

1: What happened to superstar remixes in hip hop? It's Me Bitches remix might be the greatest hype remixes of all time. Do those still happen?

2: The Fetty Wap wave was fast and hard but that dude reached ridiculous fame levels so quickly with 4 absolute universal bangers and a 'unique' sound. With Drake being washed for a little while, he really could get this summer if he has some heat to put out. It's been long enough for the exhaustion of his sound to have died down and he got wide enough appeal from his original run that a second run with the right promotion should have enough grease on the wheels to get him going. I'd like to see that.

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This is really what fox News is like? Absolutely wild

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Listening to a song with not great headphones that I've also previously listened with great headphones is so disappointing. I hear a part that absolutely slaps but the headphones ain't doing it justice so I just gotta reminisce on the quality 🙁

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You have to go to the 3rd page of Michael Vick's Google results to find anything about dogs. His turn around in PR has been down right incredible. The NFL posts something Michael Vick related at least once every 2 weeks on Instagram and the comments about dogs are sparce if any now. I don't know how he did it hut he really turned around his standing amongst sports fans at least. His greatness is gonna be remembered and that's pretty amazing given how bad it got for him

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Ain't no bigger hype than getting hyped up by Jamaicans. Shit feel like you just won a gold medal. They talk that shit so big but so effortlessly and smooth

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I can't wait until women sticking their tongue out in photos is no longer considered cute

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so because im doing BJJ, am a huge MMA fan, and follow a bunch of brazilian models on instagram, i am bombarded with brazilian culture constantly. as a consequence, this song is an absolute slapper to me

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I wanted to watch a really good movie so I was looking through my library and remembered that City of God was great. I haven't seen it in like 10 years but I forgot how savage that movie is. I guess I'm in an emotionally receptive mood because that one scene with the kids had me absolutely feeling it. It's such a good movie

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Any of y'all cook your potatoes whole with the skin? If so, how do you do it and how do you season it?

I get smallish potatoes. Boil then bake with salt and garlic. Then eat them like an apple after they cool but I'd like to know other ways

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idk about everybody else but i dont go around calling any random person a nigga. its really a trust thing for me. i have to really know somebody’s views, history, and have a comfort level beyond acquaintance to use nigga around them whether theyre black or not

i also dont curse unless im comfortable with someone too, but that is to a much lesser extent. ill let an expressive curse word slip out but im never gonna slip up and call someone a nigga if i dont know them well

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i wish i could just do stuff and then not have that stuff take up time so i can do more stuff. things take up too much time and i have too many things to do

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