beetle.

talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

Every now and again I think of this Sarah tweet and just stare into the middle distance.

Image description: a screenshot that reads the following;

“Nobody:

Girls that bullied goth kids in high school:”

Attached images are of Taylor Swift, a white woman with sunglasses, blonde hair, a black tank top reading “this is my fight song”, and green shorts. She is wearing a leather bondage harness. It is backwards.

my favorite genre of humor is alt text being just completely factual and somehow reading the image for filth

the particular grief of losing a piece of graffiti that was part of your everyday routes through the city. congratulations "anti-vandalism initiatives" you painted over my dear friend and neighbor

JERK SESH = COMPLETED

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

going thru mood swings makes me feel like a sim its so embarrassing

(weeping on the floor for ten minutes immediately followed by cleaning the kitchen with a placid smile) sul sul

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

finally some good fucking news

keep fucking and eating and napping and having a zest for life forever king 🤘