Ask the Nurse Ponies

it’s been five long years

Would this blog even be worth bringing back in some form? 

I’m not too sure given how MLP isn’t that big anymore.

With the amount of lecherous patients we get, we should get paid triple our normal salary. But as Sweetheart says, "It isn't about the money, it's about helping those in need because a true true friend blah blah" you get my point. Luckily, I get to pick apart the brains of said patients, but alas, poor Tenderheart and Redheart get the brunt of the perverts. Sucks to be them. -Coldheart And with that, the blog is open once again, a month early. The inbox has been cleared so feel free to ask questions to the Nurses once again.))

The blog will be back in February.

MEANWHILE, AT THE LEGION OF DOOM

But like, why? -S.S.

BECAUSE I NEED TO INFORM SCOOTALOO'S MOTHER THAT SOMEONE NEEDS A STERN TALKING TO! -Ironheart

Yessss! -S.S.

Oh, you're in for it too because you repeated what she said! -Ironheart

When I first got here to Home Away, Nurse Redheart was the first pony to talk to me and ask me how I was. When I told her I was sorta scared, she took me on a tour of the hospital and had me meet the others. Sweetheart gave me some candy, Coldheart let me read some of her story books, Ironheart introduced me to her daughter who was sorta cool in a mean girl way, and then Tenderheart agreed to let me stay with her while I'm here! I want to be just like them when I grow up..

-"Nurse" Snowheart

A way to a nurse's heart is through her ear.

Yeah, actually! We're going to have an open haunted house at Home Away. Tendy is going to be walking the halls spooking the young ones, you've all seen her costume. I'm going to be outside, scaring the ponies as the Headless Horse! Coldheart's going to be a vampire, but I don't see why because she's already scary enough..

Nightmare Night, what a fright.. Give us something sweet to bite..

-Nurse Ironheart

I DON'T EVEN

-Nurse Tenderheart

((OKAY, I'M STILL TIRED BUT WANTED TO AT LEAST POST AN ANSWER EVEN THOUGH IT'S MY OWN ASK. ANTHRO IS NOT MY THING, I'VE NEVER DRAWN IT))

Clang clang clang clang?

What is it, anon?

The cold steely gaze hath been doubled!

((Another sempai noticed me AAH))