hahahaha, casually crying over this blog.
to mason & dexter, i hope they have a fucking happy life because they deserve it god damn.
OMG SOMEONE IS HERE.
Hello sweetie *3*
MY BROTHER STARTED LISTENING TO SLOW DANCING IN A BURNING ROOM AND THE FEELS.
I log in and man, it hurts. SO MANY MEMORIES.
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Henry Cavill and Amy Adams ALS Ice Bucket Challenge on the set of Batman V Superman
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Just a room || Mason & Lyla
oH MY GOD FUCKING BYE HE WAS AFRAID OF HER WANTING TO HOLD HIS HAND SO HE FUCKING PUT HIS HAND IN IS POCKET I LIT SHOULD’VE STOPPED READING AT THAT POINT BC SHE SAID PAPA AND I FUCKING I LIT WOKE MY MOM UP NEXT TO ME BC OF THE SOUND THAT CAME OUT OF MY FUCKING THROAT LIKE BYE I DIDNT ASK FO R THIS EXCEPT I DID LIKE FUCK MY LIFE AND THEN MASON U FUCKING SPAZZ OMG I UNDERSTAND HIS POINT OF VIEW BU T LIKE U FUCKED UP OMG LYLA HAD NO INSECURITIES ABOUT MASON BC OF HER YOUTH AND INNOCENCE BUT MASON LITERALLY CREATED INSECURITIES IN HER BC OF HIS INSECURITIES LIKE AFTER THAT SHE WOULD PROBABLY THINK HE DIDNT WANT HER TO CALL HIM PAPA SO SHE WOULDNT DO IT ANYMORE OH MY GOD LITERALLY DON’T TOUCH ME I CANT HANDLE THIS RIFGHT NOW BYE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU EXPECTED FROM MASON. HE IS EMOTIONALLY IMPAIRED. HE DIDN'T MEANT TO MAKE HER FEEL BAD ABOUT IT AND HE WANTED TO FIX IT BUT HE DIDN'T KNEW HOW. HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE WITH HER AND FEELS AWKWARD HALF OF THE TIME AND GUILTY AND NASBMNDFBMDSB
THIS IS MASON, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE.
haley- replied to your post:Just a room || Mason & Lyla
???????? im crying bye she thought he didn’t want her to call him papa when he was just so shocked she accepted him as her dad already lol im outtie
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Just a room || Mason & Lyla
The room was finally ready. The walls were already painted and decorated, the furniture was in the right place, the curtains were covering the windows, the toys were already there, fairytale books were perfectly organized in a shelf, little clothes hanging in the closet, everything ready for the little girl that would soon be sleeping there. Lyla. Dexter’s daughter. Adam’s daughter.
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donT CARE
thIS IS ODDLY REASSURING, I LOVE YOU.
The thing is done. But I'm not sure about the ending anbndfbd
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Damn it
I’m weird? You’re weird. Weirdo.
You could always go to school after Hogwarts. A lot of wizards do that. Art did it, I did it, granted for a short amount of time, but I still did it. Your Aunt Eloise and Uncle Clarke and Callum all went to muggle uni after Hogwarts. You bet we’re both cute, we’re cute as shit. It runs in the family.
Never. I’ll dye it. I’ll be young forever. FOREVER!
Gee, thank you so much, dad.
I suppose I could...I'm not sure what collage I would go to, though. I guess I'll have to ask around and do some research since I'm a bit clueless about how muggle school system works and all that stuff. Yes, we're all a bunch of cuties.
Will you dye it of different colours? Cause I'm sure Josh can help you out with that. He dyed his hair pink once and then blue and for a quidditch match he dyed it red and gold.
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Family Gathering l The D'Angelo Clan
They arrive at the D’Angelo Manor by floo like they always do because age hasn’t done anything for Dex’s laziness. Stepping out of the fireplace they see Sebastian D’Angelo sitting in his armchair reading that morning’s paper. He finishes the sentence he’s on before folding the paper over the side of the chair and peering up to his eldest son’s family.
FUCK ME WITH A FUCKING CHAINSAW. SHYMA I HATE YOU AND LOVE YOU AND HATE YOU AND LOVE YOU MORE.
I CAN'T EVEN GATHER MY THOUGHTS. HELP. I JUST AKBNDFJBFJBD OKAY, BREATHING, THAT'S IMPORTANT. OKAY NOW WHAT? THE CAPS. I MUST TURN OFF THE CAPS.
There. Much better. Okay so...How do I even start? Firstly if I Should've recorder myself, I swear I did so many faces and pulled my hair and squealed and died. Now...What else? Oh, right FUCK YOU SEBASTIAN SR. FUCK YOU. WHAT DO YOU THINK UR DOING NOT TRATING LYLA LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING PRINCESS, U ASS. Then Clarke u cutie, I love you. U i perfection. And Amira, I like you too. Callum...Callum meeh. I don't want to punch you and you're trying so THERE'S THAT.
AGAIN, SEBASTIAN BE NICE TO YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER. SHE IS BEING ENTHUSIASTIC, PLS. PRETEND TO BE INTERESTED, DAMN IT.
"I'm getting myself ready" Perfection. SO MUCH PERFECTION IN ONE SENTENCE.And then...Then Dexter. DEXTER. YOU CALLED HIM WIFEY. WIFEY. I CAN'T WITH YOU, YOU DORK. "No, I'm going to go poison yours." ANOTHER PERFECT SENTENCE.
And Mason and Aana's relationship, man. ETERNAL CRIES. She lets him into her kitchen. HER KITCHEN. As a person that knos ho precious a kitchen is, I feel da love. BLESS.
AND SEB WITH SEBASTIAN. OMG CAN WE NOT? MY BABY IS SO QUIET AND NICE AND A BIT AWKWARD AND HE IS SO PRESH. AND LOR AND SEB BEING CLOSE AND MILO BEING SO AWESOME AND...AND...AND...
*heavy breathing*
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Damn it
It’s how D’Angelo men show love. By beating each other up and lowering one another’s self esteems.
How the hell did he make it to his third year without knowing basic transfiguration? Geez. Now an astronaut, that would be cool. I’d be proud as hell to have an astronaut for a kid. I’ll be proud as hell either way cause you’re a good kid, but you know, space and all that. Well then I was being cute before too.
Two hundred, huh? Seems like a decent amount of time. I wonder how many grey hairs I’ll have by then. I wonder if you’ll be an astronaut by then.
...You're so weird.
I don't know, I suppose that's why he needed the tutoring. Although I need to know a lot about physics and other sciences which I haven't study much since I'm a wizard but still...I think is possible for me to become an astronaut. I don't know how but I'm sure it can happen. Okay, fine. We're both cute.
Yup, two hundred. I'm pretty sure your hair will be white by then, dad. And I think I could be an astronaut by then.
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Damn it
I won’t tell pops. I’ll sneak you out in the dead of the night and you’ll be gone before he knows it. Off with some other family that’ll deal with your little smartass self.
…And how old was this kid? Ok, he might have been a certified idiot then. Regardless, a teacher’s job stays the same so maybe you’re right, maybe teaching isn’t for you. You could always come back as the groundskeeper or something, hah! Love you too, kid. Look who’s being embarrassing now.
Yeah, I guess Ly isn’t a mom to 6 already, Charlie isn’t a hooker, Ozzy isn’t in prison and you’re not dead so Mason and I did do a pretty good job, didn’t we? Well, I never said I wanted them in the near future. Just in the future, you know, before I’m dead or something. I mean of course I’ve got Oz’s kids but you know.
....You're so mean to me. [ He pouts. ]
Umm...Thirteen, I think. He was dumb as hell and no matter how I tried to explain, he wouldn't get it. No, dad. I don't think I'll get a job at the school...I want to work at St. Mungo's or maybe I'll work in a restaurant or maybe I'll become an astronaut. I'm not being embarrassing, I'm being cute.
That's the spirit! I think... Dad, you're going to live two hundred years like you promised that one time I had a bad dream. So I'm pretty sure you'll be able to see your grandchildren from Lyla, Charlie or me. Don't worry.