peggy: hey steve, can you go post this letter for me?
steve: post a lett-
peggy: yeah and have you looked at hotels for our vacation?
steve, shaken: oh no lemme just googl-
steve:
peggy: i’m so worried the kids might get polio this summer
steve: polio–
wondygirl
I recommend people to read Captain America: Man Out of Time, it covers the first Avengers story with Cap after he wakes up from the ice. He misses his life in the 40′s, he wants to go back, etc… At one point they fight Kang the Conqueror and Steve gets sent back to V-Day after the Allies won in Europe. At first he’s happy but the reality of him romanticizing his own era due to nostalgia starts hitting him. He was already in a more advanced and, while not perfect, a more accepting time and him having to come back to a time where racism and sexism were worse, where medicine and technology weren’t as advanced, and everyone telling him “Yeah we won! The war is over! Time to rest!” it really leaves him fed up and unsatisfied. He also starts feeling like an outsider in his own time and i the end he decides to do something to go back to the future.
The last pages of that story have Steve writing in his journal about how living in the past is tempting but that it’s where fossils come from and that “there’ll always be something to fight for” so he decides to look ahead instead of back.
That whole story was basically the antithesis of Steve’s ending in Endgame.
My boy
tokijin-deactivated20170926
I reblogged this once and found $999 on the floor.
Reblog the Money Susie and you’ll have money coming your way too 💵💵
8oba
Holy shit I just won the lottery this really works
How do you find $999 on the floor?
I Reblogged The Money Susie Thats How .
iwiazumi
DO NOT!!! SCROLL PAST!!! THIS!! REALLY!! WORKS!! i didnt really believe in things like these but when i saw it on my dash i thought, well, why not, ive really been needing money for the new game i want to buy anyway. and i hit reblog. the next day my mom gave me $100 in CASH and when i asked her why she said that she just felt like increasing my allowance!!i dont know if shes going to keep on giving me $100 allowance so im reblogging again just to make sure
fxxknart
Fuck it
princess-oblivion
Does it work?!!! Or is it a fraud?!
inuyiffsha
Those Who Question The Money Susie Will Suffer 500 Million Years Of Debt
The real question is why the heck she stuffed money up her nose do you hAVE ANY IDEA WHERE THAT’S BEEN?
inuyiffsha
kittensinswimmingpool
Hi
virtueofjoy
Wtf why does this work???
jessyulrich
I need some money so….
It worked for me I got a job @ soubwa
Reasons my depression can't be cured
*I keep dropping my chicken nuggets
*I have dropped a pound for each nugget lost
*I have cried for an hour and a half over this
*it was only 10 chicken nuggets, but like
*I have been struggling to get a job and I'm broke af
*my grandma bought me them when she doesn't have much herself, I feel like a failure and a fool who can't hold their nuggets
*I am currently as of 2018, a 22 year old adult who went through the 5 stages of grief and cried for an hour and half over CHICKEN NUGGETS
*I am too emotionally vulnerable and trusting of myself to not fuck up
-to be updated
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
10 of Pentz came thruuu
Wanna see my snake?
For context, this is the first time I have ever gone to a show to watch a couple local bands play in a guys garage. An old friend of mine had asked to come to the show to watch his group play. I went to the said garage and house and saw a lot of people (like 6 people, I'm kind of weenie). Now my social anxiety kicks in, I'm by myself in this place I don't know. These people obviously know each other and are possibly wondering who is this weird high schooler (I have a stupid case of baby face, I'm like 22) and why is she standing around like a weirdo? Then I see my friend and I'm good. I talk to him for a while and feel a little better and follow him around a meet a few people.
After a while I just stop following him around, I don't want to bother him and sit down on a couch in the garage, about another 15 minutes until the show starts. Then two more new people come in. And here I am in my head all, 'Fuck now there's eight of them, what if there's a fight? What if something bad happens that pits us all against eachother, I'll be the first to go.' General anxiety stuff about stuff that won't happen... probably.
Then this girl asks if she can take the seat next to me and I squeak out an unconfident "Sure?" I'm pretty sure my voice cracks. Now I'm embarrassed, this girl could probably smell my fear.
She looks to me and says, "I love your earrings. Do you like -s?" I couldn't hear the last part and I was wearing dinosaur earrings and so I went with, "Yeah, I like dinosaurs." And she repeated herself, "No, do you like reptiles?" And I sat there like, "Yeah, I do like reptiles." She smiles and reaches for her purse and then she leans in closer and says, "Wanna see my snake?" And reaches inside her purse.
But she doesn't pull out her phone.
She instead pulls out a 1 and a half foot rainbow ¿boa/python? out of her bag. This boy slithers out of her hand a bit and smells me.
"His name is Anubis, but I call him Nubs for short."
I didn't know what to do. I just petted the snake and waited for the show to start.
Long story short, I stayed for only 2 out of 5-6 shows since I was anxious but I'm glad I went out of my comfort zone. I got to make a new friend.
Here's the boy! (He is not all rainbowish due to it being cloudy and him getting ready to shed)
22 and I still don't know what to do...
mamahero reblogged
I’m every one in this
MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!
WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!
MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!
MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!
kosciuszkovevo
It’s back!
mamahero reblogged
marisatomay
mamahero reblogged
💛 sweeter than honey 💛
a quick love potion for your sweetheart!
( please don’t use without the other’s consent! 💛✨ )
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items needed:
✨chamomile ( peace )
✨rose petals ( love )
✨ dried apple peel ( love )
✨red clover honey ( love, to sweeten )
✨citrine ( happiness )
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to do:
✨ use a tea strainer & steep your chamomile, apple, and rose petals.
✨while steeping, place your citrine near your mug.
✨ drizzle in your honey and begin to slowly stir clockwise.
✨close your eyes and gather your intent. when ready, say: “sweeter than honey our love will be, by this so mote it be.”
✨let cool & serve to your beloved, and one for yourself.
enjoy!
💛🐝
mamahero reblogged
what’s the mood… for april?
memeufacturing-deactivated20161
if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them
memeufacturing
teenagers: we are going to punch you me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied
memeufacturing
teenagers: we are going to kick you me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas…
memeufacturing
teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….
memeufacturing
teenagers: we are going to call you mean names me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….
memeufacturing
teenagers: we’re violent just for the fun of it ! me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: you’re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.
Teenagers: We're going to make fun of you to your face
Me *pulls the knife from my bag*: Have any of you been through a stabbing?
Today has been great! Hope yours is too!
For @haikyuusmiles!
It’s you and Daichi!
Some Fan art for a fan artist! This paticular one is so nice and genuine and makes my heart go BAMPH. If you have the time and you like Haikyuu!!? Go visit her blog! Super Cute AND Super Nice.
Blog rating:
1,000,000,000/10
Ok here he is. This is the ginka?¿jinka? Of white out mt dew. He lives in the my dew frat house where all the tough guys are at. Live to the extreme!
As an entomology major(bug scientist) with a sign on his door telling people to not enter his room and telling to not slam doors in the house as it will upset the specimen, people tend to think WO hard core has some dangerous bugs and aracnids in his room. This couldn’t be further from the truth. He actually has made an entire glass wall taking up the width of his entire dorm room wall dedicated to his ant farm.
He just really likes ants. Like he says his favorite game is Street Fighter, but that is his second favorite. It’s an easy guess as to what his favorite game is. Underneath this facade the Mt. Dew house guys are all softies.
Code Red? Studying to be Marine Biologist, he hates Sea world and actively makes plushies of sea creatures to sell online and donate the profits to charities that actually help wild sea life.
Voltage? studying for that doctorate in medicine. Some say it so he can be a brain surgeon, they’re wrong. He actually wants to be a pediatrician to help sick kids and teach others how to properly help a child in pain.
Edit I found it's gijinka
Alright
So I promised I would talk about this old oc from like 2 years ago so let's go. I had asked a friend for prompt of what to draw and she told me, "Personify this" It was the can of white out my dew that I was drinking. This start to downward spiral after this. After designing white out, I developed a back story for him and other sodas of his brand... ... I gotta go but more at 8. More back story and a picture.