Leaked footage from Season 8!

The adventures of CJ

Reblogging this again for an update

alien music is always portrayed as screeching noises and synthesizer but what if aliens like country or something like imagine landing on an alien planet and just hearing twangy space banjo

when you forget your backpack

my favourite thing about the ancient egyptian numerals is that once you get to a certain point really high up in numbers you just have this little guy holding out his arms saying “a whole fuckin lot of numbers”

dont know why this got notes but i figured itd be relevant to add that the little guy’s name is “heh”

Me 2 seconds after being born

i’m the panel 

the stomping

ok hear me out guys

I’m listening

okay listen closely

ok ready

look me boots

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

ngl this has probably been my favorite headline of today

positivity is OVER

WELCOME, DECAYING WOMEN OF THE FEN WHO BROOD AND HISS AT GOOD VIBES

remember that time Lana bought a horse shaped plant for $2,850 

she’s so satisfied

Very good

Almost TOO good

This guy spent over a year throwing eggs to his unsuspecting mum (x)

LMFAO

“NOOOO!!!”