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Cowboy jumps ten feet in the air over the horse, looping himself inside his lasso, near Austin, Texas, undated.

Cannot BELIEVE no one has dated this guy

guillermo del toro’s little brother

every time i see this post i forget the punchline. and it’s always so fucking good

Unrealistic. Brits don’t have guns.

Roighty-ho, then, Oy’ll be hevvin’ thet.

we don’t have knives either

but you DO have pubs!

Royghty-oh ‘en, I’ll be ‘avin ‘at

Lmao all of the moods

why is this so fucking funny

seventeen on the late late show with james corden

Вставай, скоро молоко раздавать будут!…

the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great

it’s back

will this never get explained to me???

what is happening

Explanation:

They are shooting the scene in Desolation of Smaug where Kili and Tauriel are having their first real conversation in the dungeons.

In the scene, they talk about a party happening upstairs (something about the stars, I can’t remember). Legolas is supposed to be seen staring at the two of them in jealousy ‘cause he likes Tauriel.

Orlando, however, chose to make this glorious blooper happen by wearing a party hat and calling them sluts.

https://youtu.be/UXDBRP5HEQA

WAIT, THIS WASN’T A FUNNY EDIT?!

No it certainly was not lmao

IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

I’m crying. 

i scheduled this a year ago..

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

10 of Pentz came thruuu

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

Why not?

I just want my employer to pay me the $632 I’m owed for the past two weeks

home;run - choreography

Best dancers in Kpop I don't make the rules

he looks so cute when he’s talking

i see no difference

SEVENTEEN in Home;Run

It’s October 1st my dudes, you know what that means 🎃

[discovered]

[immediately mocked by scientists]

me as a discovery

How can you not include the video?

@lordcephalopod

THEY’RE ROASTING HIM

Lmao