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When I was upset or suffering from a terrible day, nothing cheered me up more, even for a minute, than watching this man’s films or watching his interviews online. There is no way you could not laugh or crack a smile and his comedic nature. Thank you Robin. 

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No, it’s fine. I didn’t need my heart.

Are we crying about a doodle of dinosaurs?

Yes

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Oh god it hurts why would you ever

The meteor was coming.

Oh, God, it was coming and she didn’t know what to do. Her son, her beautiful little son, pressed close to her side, craning his neck to look up at his Mother.

“Mummy, why is everyone moving? There’s plenty of food here.” He asked in his sweet, innocent voice.

“Because, my sweet, sometimes it is best that we move on. It is our way.” She replied, forcing the words past the lump in her throat.

“Oh,” Her son said, turning his gaze to the fiery rock in the sky that would spell their deaths out for them, “the old Triceratops told me it was cuzza that rock. He said the rock could hurt us real bad.” He continued, not understanding what he meant by those words in his innocence.

“Triceratops is being silly, he just wanted to tease you one more time before he left.” She lied, choking on her tears. Oh, God, he son, her lovely son, was going to die not understanding.

“Oh.”

She turned her face to the meteor- it was close now. It wouldn’t be long. Swinging her head around, she dropped her face to her sons and nuzzled him one last time. “Let’s play a game, yes? And then we’ll go join the others.” She suggested.

“Okay! What game shall we play, Mummy?”

“Let’s play pretend. We will imagine the sort of place we would like to move to, and when we open our eyes, that’s where we shall be.” 

“How do we play?”

One last look at the meteor- it was almost time.

“Close your eyes and imagine the place, and count to thirty out loud. Just like when we play Hide-and-Seek.” She curled herself around her son, both of them now laid on the beach.

“Ok, Mummy. 1, 2, 3, 4…”

She watched the meteor approach with sad eyes, and just before it hit land she turned her head, laying it and her neck over her son and bracing herself.

Her son had not yet said 30, but it was over.

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WOW HOLY FUCK THANKS FOR SHITTING ALL OVER MY HEART

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This man is my hero.

He’s like a Monty Python character.

He paved the way for future trolls and I fear that most of us have not lived up to the standards he set.

we got skeleton decorations in at my work

Prompt:

i’m craving a ‘jealous zach is jealous’ kind of fic that is basically revolved around frankie and cody getting kinda close lately and he kinda is angsty and mean to both of them until one of the house members confronts him about it and he finally has to deal with it and yeah

This is...

Prompt:

Yay! Okay can I pretty please get a fic where Zach walks in on Cody and Frankie getting chummy and he like gets really jealous and just overall has to assert his alpha male dominance over Frankie and just like walks over and possessively kisses Frankie? ——————————————————————— I know I...

iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG

If you were gay…

THAT’D BE OKAY

"hey can I copy your homework?"

“I was gonna copy yours”

good morning, here’s your newspaper.

…and a little dance.

He’s so proud of himself.

“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”

If you didn’t think 5sos sleeping was the cutest thing you’ve ever seen this post has proved you wrong 

i love how this went full circle

I just had to scroll back up because OH MY GOD IT DID

There’s nothing more I can add to this. It’s already perfect. 

i was waiting for someone to add Donkey from Shrek…

When people walk slow in front of you

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