I made these for myself but I wanted to share them

💕Luca lockscreens💕

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it’s bc im on that damn phone honestly

 “ seriously, what does that mean? ”

          “ no idea. go find out for me, will ya? ”

holding hands with someone is actually the most outrageous form of casual intimacy!!! it makes me fucking crazy!!!! like you’re just walking together and you hold onto eachother just because you like being close?? the tenderness!!!!! the romance!!!!! i’m losing my mind

guy fieri goes to chicken wing hell

guy fieri’s health gets low in a first person shooter so he hides behind a fridge to regen for a bit

The beginning.

actually IIRC this was the first photo with a specific type of camera or equipment  “cos THE progenative shitlord of  cat memes was Harry Pointer. And around 1870 he decided that Au Naturelle  photos of cats weren’t gonna cut it, and started doing shit like this: 

then he realised HE COULD CAPTION THEM

and thus the dignity of the feline was forever destroyed. 

The first cat memes. 

I’m about to make a terrible decision.

Turns out the flavors cancel each other out, and the whole thing tastes like nothing.

hey man what the fuck

that was God shielding you

nooo don’t express serious emotions you’ve been designated “the funny one” aha

nooo don’t exist in a way that contradicts the one-dimensional version of you I’ve created in my head you’re so convenient aha

buying ppl things is SUCH a rush.. even if it’s just like.. a bag of their favorite chips or whatever.. the thought of someone experincing even a split-second burst of happiness bc they didn’t expect to get some of their favorite chips that day? what a thrill! love it

fast replies are so attractive like damn i got your attention like that

i thought this said reptiles

google search: how to take a break from the linear flow of time