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Me, crabwalking out of my room in search of drink at 2 am: THORSTy… THORSTY….

I wish my bf wasn’t on his period so he could choke fuck me till i blacked out

11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

Yall forgot the final product.

here’s a vid from the pov of the dudes inside

This is the only thing I will accept with the use of the phrase “boys will be boys”

HOLY SHIT WATCH THE OTHER VIDEO THAT WAS FAR MORE BOYS THAN I EXPECTED

Flat Bigfoot Theory: They’ve never caught him on camera because he turns 90 degrees and becomes too thin to see. 

Flat Earth Theory is OUT, Flat Bigfoot Theory is IN

This is the THE hottest take I’ve ever heard

If one of my tweets ever becomes viral I want it to be this one

I meant on twitter but I wont look the gift horse in the notes

via weheartit

Glass Box Home

I’m sorry if my overthinking makes me hard to love

i wanna be wrapped up in blankets with someone that cares about me

Close your eyes and listen

I wish this video was 6 hours long

this is literally my favorite video ive ever seen on tumblr

…it’s hypnotic…

ALSO- I’m glad this is my second most successful tumblr post. A little background about this video: I took it the day there was the nuclear missile threat while I was on Oahu. That morning, I thought it was my last day on earth and I was about to meet my impending death by nuclear missile. After the island was notified that the alert was actually false (mind you it also took them THIRTY-EIGHT minutes to tell us it was fake) my friends and I drove to Costco, bought a bunch of snacks and fruits, and spent the entire day at this beach. We didn’t talk much, as the concept of life and death was all across our minds. I swam in the water during the sunset, and had just gotten out to record the last light rays that remained. This video reminds me how precious life is and how I will always remember that feeling

my hidden talents include romanticising everything, oversharing, crying, and overthinking 

i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier

make it gayer

so i have a cat now

A STREETCAT NAMED DESIRE, CARL.