"Mycroft? I haven't seen him" Jim answered with a shrug, that did not mean he didn't know where he was or wasn't behind the elder Homes' disappearance."You almost look unhappy to see me again, Holmes"
"Don't worry about him, he's --gone" Jim answered about his associate that was moments ago in Jim's company. "Come, sit on my lap and let me admire you "
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Text: Evan
Evan: You better explain what you mean by amusing before I use that gun to shoot you.
Jim: Always so feisty Evan, -JM
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Text:Fitz
Fitz: NO! God... im in thearpy for two freakin seconds.
Fitz: just... dont kill anyone. What do you wanna do?
Fitz: Jim... please tell me that no one is dead.
Jim:You panic so easily. -JM
Jim:No one is dead no. -JM
Jim: Correction, no one is dead due to your absence -JM
Jim: Italian? -JM
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Text: Holmes
Sherlock: I did indeed miss you. ~SH
Sherlock: I could imagine that he would not be entirely thrilled. ~SH
Sherlock: What is it that you want from me, Jim? ~SH
Jim: Amusement. -JM
Jim:Ordinary people are adorable but boring. -JM
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Text: Puppy boy
sms: Oh hush, I thought you loved me? -MR
sms: ;) -MR
sms: Yes, I’m trying my hand at making curry fish and chips -MR.
Text: My feelings towards you do not make your wish to eradicate organized religion any less predictable,dear. -JM
Text: Curry fish and chips sounds nice to be honest.Threatening people leaves me quite famished -JM
Text:I have actually missed your judgmental little eyes staring at me -JM
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Jim/Dennis: Domestic Bliss
Dennis: yes I am wearing it Daddy. I will be until you take it out and maybe put something better in? DC
Dennis: anything you want Daddy
Dennis: I’m on my way back, I just wanted to get flowers for the table.
[Text: Dennis] Flowers huh? Sounds cute.
[Text:Dennis] Good boy, you make me content.
[Text:Dennis] What are you cooking for me later?
Text: Puppy boy
Jim: Im bored and you are not currently on my lap distracting me from business -JM Jim: Something is wrong with the world today -JM Jim: Do I have to blow up Picadilly to get your attention? -JM
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Sms: I’m rolling my eyes at you- MR
Sms: Yes you do- wait no, blow up the Scientology headquarters- MR
Sms: Make it seem like their ‘alien overlords’ hate them -MR
Text:How predictable to choose such a foolish gathering of morons for a mating call explosion.-JM Text:None the less I don't like saying no. Give me half an hour -JM Text:Dinner at yours I presume? -JM
Text: Puppy boy
Jim: Im bored and you are not currently on my lap distracting me from business -JM
Jim: Something is wrong with the world today -JM
Jim: Do I have to blow up Picadilly to get your attention? -JM
Text:Kaos
Jim: I have never before been in a relationship where the mere mention of a pass time activity becomes a pun -JM
Jim: So Kaos, shall we spread some chaos? -JM
Jim: *badum tiss* -JM
Jim: Or shall we go to a nice French restaurant and I will hack their card machine so we order everything and pay nothing. -JM
Jim: Just because we can -JM
Text: Holmes
Jim: Did you miss me? - JM
Jim:John here does not seem very happy to see me -JM
Jim: Although that might be because he is tied up and Sebastian is holding a gun to his head. -JM
Jim: That's probably it -JM
Text:Little boy
Jim: Daddy is bored!! -JM
Jim: And when Daddy is bored he starts considering helping the world by shooting random people. This planet is over populated after all. -JM
Jim: Come amuse me before I decide Sebastian's idea of fun is not that bad. -JM
Text: Agent Samuels
Jim: Agent Samuels, you have been carefully selected to hold the fate of your director in your hands. -JM
Jim: Congratulations. You know im not bluffing as you have been briefed of his disappearance. -JM
Jim: Do as I say very carefully and perhaps director Fury will live to see another sunset. -JM
Text:Fitz
Jim: Fitz im bored.
Jim: Fitz! I demand to be amused. Come here and keep me company.
Jim: Before I decide that perhaps Sebastian is right and I should shoot someone just to feel a thrill.
Jim: Probably would shoot a random person on the street, aim the gun and pull the trigger and let bad luck do it's thing.
Text: Peter Parker
Jim: Good morning Peter.. -JM
Jim: I wonder as to why SHIELD would have a file on an ordinary student. -JM
Jim: Your aunt , she seems so sweet. It would be a shame to have her mourn you. -JM
Jim: Do as you are told and maybe dear ol' May doesn't have to be all alone in this cold scary world.-JM
Text: Evan
Jim: Going though drawers I found your gun, the one you used to try and mug me.
Jim: I miss the simple old days, do you not?
Jim: When we were business only. *sigh*
Jim: Still you have proven to be ...amusing. How about I take you somewhere nice tonight?
Text:The other Holmes
Jim: Why is it everytime I drive one Holmes to question his morals and lose faith in himself another one pops up? -JM
Jim: Mycroft doesn't seem happy to see me :( -JM
Jim: Although that might be because Sebastian has tied him up and holding a gun to his head -JM
Jim: Should I let him pull the trigger? Sebastian has been such a loyal asset lately, I think I owe him this little favour -JM