me? letting an entire fic play out in my head from beginning to end and not writing a single thing down, thus forever sealing it in my brain as a self-indulgent relic that will never see the light of day?? 

it’s exactly as likely as you think

#must a story be “published” #is it not enough for it to be mentally rehearsed with minor variations while falling asleep (galwednesday)

everything in moderation. except garlic

"i fucked your wife"/"i'm having sex with your wife"/"i'm cucking you": comedy

"i'm helping your wife with household chores"/"i'm taking your wife out to a nice dinner and show after she's had a long day at work"/"i'm bonding with your children over family gatherings": peak comedy

Transcendent comedy

gorgeous

Dream as golden retrievers

'thats probably fine' is my favourite thing to say after seeing something that is incredibly obviously not fine. it is very played out and i will never ever stop doing it

What's gonna happen when, if ever, Dream does a face reveal and does stuff with Sapnap irl and we get to see the loving look Sapnap and Dream are gonna share? What's gonna happen to us then, huh? How are we meant to survive?

I did survive, but at what cost 🥲

Best boy

"Un verre à moitié plein ou à moitié vide ça fait toujours une bonne soirée." 🥂

Christopher Jacky

Gif de Sonnette