things people do that I adore-

when folks sit on counters or tables or other things that aren’t meant for sitting on

when someone is reading a book and their eyes light up just a little bit more, and they look up at read aloud lines or even paragraphs they love

“look at the sunset” “look at that dog” “look at this flower” ppl who see beauty everywhere make my heart smile

people who hand out cookies to their neighbors???????? so pure?????

when someone sends you or shows you something and says “this reminded me of you”

when somebody catches you saying something you don’t usually, like “you said ‘anyhow!!!!!’ you always say ‘anywho’!!!!!” and it’s like?????? you noticed that???????

when they’re applying hand lotion and they spread some on ur hands

when somebody smiles at you and your heart just goes !!!! hello!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! I love you!!!!

when people interrupt you to give you a compliment and then are like “sry to interrupt, please continue’

when they take rando photos of you out of the blue

when they’re trying to explain something they’re passionate about but they keep getting distracted and cutting themselves off and they’re so excited and it’s adorable

unpopular opinion

excessive amounts of melted cheese in food is gross and needs to stop as a trend

anyways while this loser is living a sad, cheeseless life, i’ll be melting a wheel of sharp cheddar cheese directly onto my naked body

*procrastinates to the last second*

am I angry at myself? you betcha

am i disappointed in my work? absolutely

have I learned my lesson? probably not

will i do it again? of fucking course

You’d know if you went to elf practice

when he giving good dick and suddenly pulls out

This blog did not and will not send requests for bitcoin donations.

There seems to be a virus or some sort of malware going around causing blogs to “send out” chat messages to blogs that they follow asking for help with the purchase of certain items through donations of seemingly small amounts using bitcoin and adds a link to the message.

The message goes as following (at least the first message I got went like this): “Hi there buddy. I need help, I’m trying to buy a laptop and I can’t afford it. I’m about 0.36$ short, and I’d really appreciate if you could help me and transfer some money to me via bitcoin using this *link*.”

The small details in the message seems to have a few variations with the greeting, amount and purchased item showing up in different variations from formal to friendly, from 0.016 to 2$ and from a phone case to a laptop among others.

The blogs that are affected send out the messages to blogs that they follow for a long time mostly, so you are most likely to receive the message from a long time, active follower whose name you might recognize or a mutual etc. The blogs that are affected are not spam bots but actual active followers who follow the recipient for months or years and most likely the blogger who “sent” the message is unaware of the message being sent.

DO NOT OPEN THE LINK.

Opening up the link will cause the virus to spread even more and infect your computer/mobile with any sort of malware.

If you have received a message of that sort from this blog please know that it was not sent by me or within my control and ignore/delete the message without clicking the link.

Got dozens of these and sorry if you got a spam from me!

“team of people and there’s one girl” is literally the worst trope and I’m Tired of it

Temple of Hathor, Dendera, Egypt (by WilliamSitu)

I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍

this is how i want jon arbuckle to die

I hope everybody can enjoy the typical day at the Russian parliament

it looks like a classroom where the teacher’s left for a few minutes

The teacher left in 1917 for 100 years.

I’m kinkshaming all of Germany

Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts”

Dicke means Fat or Thick

this post only gets worse

super dickman’s thick nuts

What a beautiful color.

Evenly Roasted

🐯 🐯 🐯

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

Who Would Win?

Three apex predators

OR

One Screaming Long Boi

Plumy Watercolor, Gouache and Chinese Ink On Cotton Paper 2017, 9"x 12" Bouquet of Pink and White Plum Blossoms