Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away
Shoutout to all the upcoming Dick Ryders in Mass Effect Andromeda
i think im asexual i went to a strip club one time with some coworkers and during a lapdance with her tiddies in my face all I could think about was going home and playing world of warcraft
I’m gonna cry
This is truly the only image I took at magfest that matters
Look at the guzma
spider-man 2 is seriously the best movie
being popular on tumblr more like
And remember:
Fallout: New Vegas (2010) Obsidian Entertainment
spelling magic with a c
spelling magik with a k
spelling magick with a c and a k
the Percy Jackson movies but every time they deviate from the books it gets faster
The Simple Life
When you’ve been around the Smash characters for so long, it can sometimes make normal life seem rather… mundane. Don’t worry, Villager. You can still change the world, one garbage can at a time! :)
im watching a twitch stream of two google homes talking to each other and its the best thing ive seen since twitch plays pokemon
they almost got married
They just fucking Rickrolled each other.