I know I just called you dude but I’m trying to flirt with you
go….. off
they are married to each other like yas fuck my whole life up
i feel like this never has enough info when it goes around so for those curious: this is ayabambi (otherwise known as aya sato and bambi), a japanese dance duo who are in fact engaged in real life and actually did a vogue photoshoot to celebrate the supreme court marriage ruling
theyve been in lots of music videos and adverts and stuff
Guillermo Del Toro posted this
This is a powerful comic. It’s the opposite of owlturd’s comics.
Confirmed:
Unconfirmed. It’s a heterosexual song 100%
I wrote it and I’m gay as hell lmao
how about maybe
the song is for anyone
because we’ve all been there, wanting someone who’s with or wanting someone else
No…. I wrote it… it’s for The Gays™️
when someone tells u that u shouldnt eat so much pasta
*eats you out as a friend*
Blows your back out as your homie
Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.
makes you cum in the spirit of comradery
Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is
hits it from the back to let you know im here for you
Let’s you sit on my face cause I wanna be supportive.
Makes you squirt cause I wanna bring out the best in you.
When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies
*looks in a mirror* you again