anyone on the east coast wanna check my scores?

jk i meant west

HI GUYS ok so apparently I have a magic phone & can access AP scores early (or at least I think I can bc I’ve accessed a bunch of my friends’ and mine even tho we live in GA), so if you’re really impatient and don’t wanna use a proxy, lemme know & I can login and check for you :’)

omg me pls

"you need to go on a diet"

IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “IT’S A NO FROM ME”

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

I’m so in love with this

This is so cute oh my gosh

WHEN CATS FORGET TO PULL THEIR TONGUE ALL THE WAY BACK INTO THEIR MOUTH.

schim:

It’s so derpy but adorable!

this boy in my high school literally was SO quiet and never spoke and then……,…„„ he…did this

SO um I’m the one responsible for this…I did it two years ago when I was home alone bored one day…I KNEW this would come back to haunt me I just KNEW IT.

I AM CRYING IT’S YOU

joroxoutloud:

LOL I just want to reblog cause that’s a legit scary picture. Not cause of the warning.

I SWEAR IM NOT REBLOGGING BECAUSE OF THE WARNING BUT THAT’S A RAD-ASS PICTURE

shit son i’m scared

Okay the reason why I’m reblogging this is because 1) I don’t believe it and 2) IF IT WAS FUCKING REAL WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU POST IT AND PUT OTHER PEOPLE AT RISK IT’S ALL FOR THE GODDAMN NOTES YOU ASSHOLE

Fucking tell me about it.

*sighs for 3 years straight*