Just remembered donghae and euhyuks song Motorcycle and how they got away with saying “rock your motorcycle ride me on the highway”

I didn't realize that's what they were saying hdjdhkshdjdhd

Almost as good as "baby I just wanna see you naked" from Skeleton

jr losing his marbles over dobby

But I mean, I’d probably be Ren. 😂

hey, anyone got a nice house or apartment i could buy for like $6.18?

me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing

thing: *breaks*

me:

bdsm stands for

Bees Do So Much for the environment

Kitten vs Sandal 

it takes me 3-7 business days to process my feelings

that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her

He checked her pulse

the plot chickens

Spooky scratchings. [video]

By Esther González

me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace

me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let me conquer this building