@darkmasterplan / darkmasterplan.tumblr.com
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Great times. I would like to use this opportunity to thank Tumblr staff for understanding. They were kind enough to grant me access to my blog after that incredibly long hiatus. Not 6000 years, but still. Anyway, hiatus is over, I'm back with my crowd, my friends, mutuals and followers, doing things I enjoy and love. Thank you Internet Gods. And thank you, Neil Gaiman. Eternal gratitude, good will and peace to all mankind. And cold head and warm heart for my fellow bloggers
Hell, yeah. Obviously
Please pray for Poland and the people here, especially the oppressed minorities. There will be parliament elections on Sunday, currently we're ruled by an authoritarian right-wing party and things are only getting worse and worse. An actual fascist party is also gaining popularity. These elections are extremely important for the future of Poland, because the ruling party is destroying democratic institutions and we don't know how the next elections will look like if they win.
And please reblog so more people can see it.
Behind the Scenes with Job and his family (and Crowley/Bildad and Aziraphale) in Good Omens Season 2
with extra thanks to Georgia Tennant and Neil Gaiman for sharing some of these photos with us
Bonus:
Cuteness overload
about to drop literally the sickest insider knowledge you will ever receive pls use it responsibly:
are you a teenager? do you wish you had the space & resources & organization to do a thing, whether that's an anime club or a movie night or a big craft workshop or creative writing group or literally whatever? would you like to do your thing totally for free? yes?
okay, then bring it up to a librarian
seriously, teenagers are the absolute hardest group to engage at most libraries & we'll often organize programs that absolutely no one will show up to & it sucks. if you go up to a public librarian & say "hey, some friends & i want to do this thing. does that sound like a feasible teen program for the library?" most people will move heaven & earth to pull it off for you because we know there's an interest in our community. we will go balls to the freaking wall to make it happen
do you want a cosplay contest? a video game tournament? a free escape room? bring it up to the library. it's not a burden or an annoyance at all. it'll be like christmas came early for us
Certified library post
two very mysterious fellas talking about pestilence in hushed voices
tweeter rq for plague doctor crowley and priest aziraphale <333
Extremely interesting and historical accurate. Great artwork
do care + did ask + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you
Reblog to hug your mutuals
I'm only rebloggin this now because I'm honored the be first on the list.
Time for bed, everyone snuggle!
Just woke up to see that I've been hugged!
@y2kconcerto @mayormargaret @cardboard-tophat @visible-bisexual-confusion \@ any other mutual not previously listed
awww thanks
@hecate-spawn @tigrain-flower-1019 @endless---possibility @xionandpluto14 @xiiiwayfinders and everyone else cause my hands can't type that much
hello (:
get affectioned @stuffedanimalbaconstrip @mymcrobsession @moss-sprout @bookish-swiftie13 and anyone else i missed
tysm!
hugging @saturntonads @stebedvmb @astralesha @typingwithmyhandstied @heartandflowerball @everycornerofthishouseishaunted @a-pessimistic-swiftie @stars-and-birds and all my lovely moots <3
aww @saturntonads 🫶🏼🫶🏼
hugging you back and @miasbraindump @themidnightarcher @gayupstraight @lucy-is-never-logical @bookish-swiftie13 @sunnieshineeeee @everycornerofthishouseishaunted @trolliworms @lovepersevering13 @evermqres @mqstermindswift and all of my other beloved mutuals <33
Thank you @catastrxblues !! <333
Hugs to @jolovesfandoms @purple-pink-skiesss @sunnieshineeeee @half-cold-coffee @andtheysaidspeaknow-13 @a-pessimistic-swiftie @a-portal-to-nowhere @sad-trash-pigeon @rosees3ray @clinicallyoffline @swiftieannah @s1lv3rp4w3dc4t @mysticalthingphantom @nerdy-girl3791 and all my other mutuals!! I’m sorry if I forgot you or if you got tagged twice 😭
thank you <3
@swiftieannah @underappreciatedtomato @starvqz @chlorine1 @ast3ria-blue @ticcywhaleshark @wib-was-here @skilletthescarletspaghet @ava-taylors-version and anyone else :) i’m tired and forgot a lot of my mutuals but ily all and take care!!
welcome to the group hug, mutuals! If you’re not a hugger, have a flower 🌺 (I’m not a hugger either lol)
Thank you <333
If you're not a hugger, you get free comfort food @tam-song-the-shade @lillibethnougatesquirethe3rd @dorcasmckinnonn @aylin-hijabi @iam1withthepeggy @sokeefe4evalove @lucyshypemaster @bookishirishdancer @notyourlegacygirl @tam-shade-song @labaguetteisdabest @sabrine-bree-the-bravery @mxnkeydo @queenpiranhadon @the-princess-fangirl @anonymouscuzwhynot001 @theazurebug @loife1m @queenofapeacefuldawn @stopstealingtomatoes @sleep-can-wait @yourtwistedlies @beautifulenemychild @that-multi-fandom-hijabi @maitaiwiththecorpses @idrather-bereading
TYYYYYY
hugging @sleep-can-wait @swans-chirping-in-the-distance @loife1m @the-princess-fangirl @fish-ofishial123 @mxnkeydo
SO SO SORRY IF I FORGOT YOU
FEEL FREE TO KILL ME—
TYSM
AWWW TYSM
I FEEL SUPER TIRED (my go-to excuse), SO HUGS (or elbow bumps) TO ALL MY FRIENDS!! <33
@maitaiwiththecorpses @muaviinu @rizzinator @queenofapeacefuldawn @mon-sher-liam +all of my mutuals love you all SOO much
if we’re mutuals and i didn’t tag i promise ily but i’ve been in the car 4 hrs straight and i am very tired <3
Thank uuu <3333
@silentspacebee @fenoy7 @burntchickennugget2468 and all of my mutuals i love you guys
If i didn't tag you, it's just because i don't have the energy for it, but really ily
Omgg, thanksss!!! ❤️❤️❤️ I return the hug, @mon-sher-liam
Guys, I love you guys too @l1minality @dwntwn-strnlo @manicpixiedreamb0y @trashy-panda-bois @matthewmurdockswife @lewissoul
tyyyy<3333 (haven’t done a tag game in ages lol)
*hugs you back*
@mike-queerler @the-beard-of-edward-teach @hauntedsol @soups-ablaze @irritable123 @pigeon-the-pigeon @toulouseradiosilence @koi0boi @aroacesigma @runninguplenorahills @hadesbullshit @silversoulstardust @your-friendly-neighbourh00d-fag @cultofsheep @yakkos-warners @elsbianism @merth-or-nothin @lookingforgalaxies @pikamiii @vicki-toria-kristal half of you i barely talk to but get fucking hugged
TY!!
About to hug all my mutuals
@scarletcannotbenormal @bylertruth3r @hrts4ocean @ghost-of-a-swarm-of-bees @fenscookiecottage @cryptidbisexual @pinktennisracquet @witch-tennis-ball @sophiamoment @xxcreamixx @poltergeist-paladin @ducksoup17 @talktinne @evilautismwizard @bowlcutsforbyler @unrepentant-byler-shipper @mike-queerler @bylerween2023 @mbm-artist @if-i-eated-soaps @dragoliadragons
I have not even interacted with some of you but thank you none the less!!!
GO MUTUALSSSS
Hugs for everyone!
@aidyaiden, @willbyers-clizzy, @kidovna, @hoteadepresso, @fluffyfangirl, @kiirotoao, @bobokahn, @conanssummerchild, @foodiewithdahoodie, @londonwheeler, @mike-queerler, @buckleydiazes, @howtobecomeadragon, @microwaveonwheels, @oboes-bos-hoes, @arrow-of-ravenclaw and anyone else who wants a hug!
wowow feeling so hugged :DD <3
@runninguplenorahills @elsbianism @graciee-kitty @imactuallyreallycool @impossiblyodd @light-lanterne @mike-wheeler-the-heart @poltergeist-paladin @queer-resting-bitch-face @thewheelersgaygaragelights @maniacace @microwaveonwheels @kmwilllose @dictionarydyke @bitchybylershipper hugging my lovely moots <33333
tysm for the hug :D
thank youu <3
if u dont like hugs i am giving you a high five :D
Hugging you right back @chaoticbyler :D
Sending more hugs to @unsurebisexualcore @fruitbythefoot7 @callmetheidiot @bitchybylershipper @dont-open-dead-inside-25 @kittykat940 @ all my mutuals bc i just woke up and can't remember everyone's name. If you are a mutual, I AM STILL GIVING YOU A HUG OKAY? I AM HUGGING YOU SO TIGHT (or a fist bump if u dont like hugs :D)
hugging both @chaoticbyler and @iamtheoneandonlyever :))
if you don't like hugs, we'll be doing a super secret awesome handshake <3
Tysmm :D
Hugging you right back @fruitbythefoot7 🫶
Sendings hugs (or super handshakes for those who don’t like hugs !!) to @th3-third-duffel-bag @normal-is-a-raging-psychopath @hedgehog-cynder @kylacxie @unrepentant-byler-shipper @charlie-the-egg @bylerspookie @bylerismylife @byler-pixie @chaoticbyler @mon-sher-liam @nooneisstraight @lordystrange @will-byersluvr @dazeyeau @augustweary @byler-com @is-this-anxiety @graciee-kitty @bylerspookie @m1cha3lk1nn1e @intrav3nus @rainyyarchive @finnwclf @xxcreamixx @satanismybestie4427 @ineffablegays13 @aidyaiden @byleravclob @imactuallyreallycool @foodiewithdahoodie and everyone i forgot !!! I tried to put the moots i last interacted with because that’s the ones i remember easily but i still send hugs to every moots that didn’t interact with my blog in a long time :D 🫶🫶🫶
my goodness thank you🥹🥹
if i forgot anyone I'm so sorry, i wanna hug you all😭
@dinosaursatemydad @imsogayhelpme @tumadresminovia @turquoisedata @korrasamisupremacy @opscuritas @stere0typical @literally-not-a-snake @acellinazkaban @sarcasticpenguin @aroaceharlot @frnkspels @fern-the-snail @crowjodojocasahouse @crowfully @casifell @seraf-mina @bowlcut-boyfriends @frowley @kai-kaos @gleedyke @70snasagay @elsie-dee @wretchedicarus @michael-sheens @mike-queerler @frogsdontcry @noncanonshipsupremacy @toulouseradiosilence hope i tagged you all💕💕💕
AWWW THANK YOUUUU <3333
@ling-doodles-draws @a-trash-panda-eating-your-trash @princeloww @gelatinemushroomsoup @thatmutedthing @tomato-turn @cinnamon-phrog @grayscale-blep @70snasagay @crowjodojocasahouse @dinosaursatemydad @xwhenthestarscollidex @crikey01 @i-fucked-both-your-parents @theartshift @bubblingacid + ALL MY MUTUALS!!!
HOLY HUGE HUG CHAIN!!
@1941-crowley-slut @crowfully @ineffably-karma @amagnificentobsession @dinosaursatemydad @teetering-dinosaur and all the mutuals!!
hugs for everyone :)
@musicals-and-mushrooms @bagelofchaos @fellshish @doing-90mph-in-central-london @magnificentvoidharmony @toiaspring @weirdest-tree-in-the-forest @hereticqueen2000 @aroaceblackhole @something-something-goodomens @calypsos-fatepsos @vidavalor @heyimdove @dreamingdelusionz @ssssssggggggffffff @camelliakindalove @crowleyslioncourt @ashislamesblog
HUGS! AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE HUGS YOU GET FIST BUMPS!!
AAWWE <<<333
hugs for my mutuals
XOXOXOXOXO Hugs and kisses for my favourite crowd of people! Tumblr mutuals
the good omens anti sound of music but pro mary poppins agenda is so funny to me. it's the same thing in a different font.
From the Neil Gaiman: Dream Dangerously :) (you can watch here in US or with US vpn :) <3)
Terry Pratchett: Neil once said, 'Your fans all look jolly. And my fans all look as if they're about to commit suicide. Wouldn't it be nice if we could get them to marry?'
What a delightful idea! Mission accomplished
I don’t need feminism because the rules I am supposed to follow couldn’t be simpler.
He does sound very logical
(I'm only using #good omens 2 tag from now on, bc it's been over a month since s2 got released!)
Perfectly logical
Always a reblog
BLACK SAILS, XXXV
So darn relatable
well all i can say about HBO's anti-union message in that bts video is that AS A KIWI ACTOR/STAGE/SCREEN INDUSTRY WORKER who isn't being strongarmed by a corporation into saying shit that they agree with
the hobbit laws suck. peter jackson is universally despised. what that man did with warner brothers and the national government to make our laws worse for workers so he could film his bad films here in the late 00s is akin to several crimes.
we WANT union protection! we WANT to be able to strike! i'm a member on the Equity NZ (union akin to SAG-AFTRA) committee for Wellington and the amount of work that's going on behind the scenes at the moment to claw back worker protections from our fucked up local laws is immense.
most of us aren't allowed to strike. most people working at wētā (the big screen production house), as well as on most screen/stage jobs are employed as contractors, so they're taxed exorbitantly, have no sick leave, have no holidays, have minimal protection from harassment or being taken advantage of.
long hours? being burned out? that's the kiwi way of living in the screen/stage industry and it SHOULD NOT be celebrated.
The Screen Industry Workers Act of 2022 has fixed some of that but there's still so much to go. yknow how SAG-AFTRA is fighting over residuals? here, we don't even know her.
i know all this personally and intimately.
i was taxed 39% on my contractor income last year.
only now that i'm a salaried worker can i afford to get my teeth fixed.
i had to get a legal action from a lawyer from ANOTHER UNION to get paid for one of my contracts in 2021 because the production team didn't like how i spoke up about their lax health and safety rules (this was a contract I was nominated for one of the most prestigious awards in the country for my work on, fyi)
sexual harassment is rife. what support is there? basically none. we hope it comes out in the media, or it doesn't change and there's nothing we can do cause we'll get sued into oblivion.
ive worked multiple 12+ hour days with only a tiny break in the middle or none at all. friends of mine have done 10-16 hour night shoots.
i've burned myself out multiple times in five years of professional practise cause that's the expected thing. that's what you do. if you're not working at 150% the entire time then you're a bad arts industry employee.
in conclusion, fuck off with your anti-union message, fuck you for utilising our weak-ass laws and HBO i'm in your walls
if you're in the US, support the Entertainment Community Fund! if you're a screen/stage worker in NZ, join Equity!
Kittens - Inka Essenhigh, 2022.
American, b.1969 -
Enamel on canvas , 32 x 28 in. 81.3 x 71.1 cm.
Gorgeous art
Uh, honey? Where's the sacred crocodile?
the kid just took him out for walkies, go back to sleep
Extremely reassuring .
