We never play literature roulette

LADY FANNY BUTTON in GHOSTS requested by anonymous

i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011

no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize

every other platform you gotta be a real person. Here you are you’re icon and username and whatever your hyperfixation is at the current moment

Ok that last bit was such a fucking mood

kate bush rlly was like. I am 18 years old and im gonna write a song about an emily bronte novel and i'm gonna sing it entirely in falsetto and then it was the best song ever released

You think I’m not a goddess? [inspired by x]

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this is what all posts will look like in 2049

you telling me americans don’t have these tasty little morsels?

i didn’t mean to add the argonian pic

I’m not going to say it again: #tammie brown deserves to win first place.

Top 5 Female Panelists (2019) as voted by my followers → 02. Claudia Winkleman

#2.3 - The Concert

The most impressive communal shitpost I’ve yet seen from a linguistics Facebook group