Jenny Slate says that misogyny makes her “The Opposite of Horny”

people only draw sexy  demons now and its getting boring. new mandate that demons can no longer be horny we’re going back to silly medieval art demon with a face where an ass should be and its playing a trumpet with it

horns are pretty important to a lot of demons snakegay

like its a pretty classic design element

you think youre so funny huh? you think youre reall  funny? you think youre the big funnny person on the block? you think youre jokes? you think you tell jokes? you think you make jkes? you thsink

yeah kinda

mbti as alternative responses to “i love you”

“who doesn’t”: estp

“i know”: infj, enfj

“thanks”: istj, isfj

“why”: intp

“a horrible decision, really”: entj, istp

*laughs nervously*: infp, esfj

*laughs hysterically*: enfp

“i’m sorry”: isfp, intj

*finger guns*: entp

“if only there was someone out there who loved you”: estj

“YEET”: esfp

hey atheists

i have literally no understanding of why computers work. how the fuck are a bunch of ones and zeroes which represent basically an on/off switch, going 2 translate into Video Games. thats like if i just flickered the lights in my bedroom real fast in a specific order and then suddenly i was playing skyrim. 

Deep.

THISS LITERALLY JUST FUCKED ME UP

Agreed ^^

i want this on my grave

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

sweet.

can they like release new vegetables 

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can someone ho ho hold me please

Honestly the closer we get to 2018 the less chill I am about the whole thing. 2018 sounds like we’re living in a fucking sci fi novel. It sounds completely fake. And then it’s on to 2020s like????? That’s completely impossible and I don’t believe you.

Nicole Torres // (via ntorres-writtenemotions)