A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. ‘Are you the friar?’ he asks. ‘No. I’m the chip monk,’ he replies..
This is feminism
Why did he put on like three different hats
my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond
funny story!
Okay, so at the end of every year my school holds a huge concert where the teachers & students get to show off their talents and they sing and and dance and stuff. Last year one of the teachers, like every other year, got on stage and started to sing.
As the song was ending, my friend and a few other people started daring each other to shout things really loudly, but of course people were cheering and there was music and everything, so they weren’t heard very easily. But they were getting rather loud, shouting things like “GO, SIR!” and “I LOVE YOU!” and it was getting kinda out of hand.
When all of a sudden, at the EXACT moment my friend shouts “MR. _______, HAVE MY BABIES!!!” (bare in mind, he’s a dude,) the song finishes and everything goes quiet; thus, everyone turned around and just looked at my friend like what the fuck
Nash Grier compilation of comebacks
“he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps”
yaaas drag him
i live for these captions
Nice legs. Daisy dukes. Makes a man go. There he goes. He’s gone.
Seal or dog?
are you in college?
i am in pain
my guy copyrighted his comment
im literally screaming right now
i was her speechwriter
when u have no clue what ur doing with ur paper and need to reach the word count
Me when my parents leave the room
Me when my friends pull me out to dance at a party
girl: *stares outside of window on train, looking pensive*
boy: she’s so beautiful, so thoughtful, my manic pixie Dream girl
girl: *to herself* how many donuts can i stuff in my mouth at 1 time