just saw a pro england post and almost threw up. knock it off.
Malcom in the Middle Ages
You’re not the lord of me now
*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song
Superbad (2007) dir. Greg Mottola
hmmm
this is actual murder this man will fucking die
the car isn’t real. it’s simply a moving image on an electronic screen. the man is safe from vehicles
my pockets jingle with stolen buttons from hot topic
i literally cant stop stealing those buttons from the Button Vats like i dont feel like paying 3 dollars for a piece of tin with pusheen on it but i do feel like doing a heist
call the cops bitch ill have sex with them
This feels like a the kind of thing you overhear when the person next to you on the bus is having a heated phone call
me: [learns the meaning of a previously unknown word]
the word: [coincidentally starts showing up everywhere in the following days]
me:
this is a real deleted scene from revenge of the sith
HOW IS THIS REAL
IM GOING TO FUCKING CRY
anakin: hey obi wan guess what *makes beeping sound* obi wan, scared: how the fuck are you doing that with your mouth