its time for the tantrum hole

Is this anything: a Regency adaptation of Fast & Furious

^Masterpiece in 2124, probably

I made a print - gonna figure out how to make the GIF portion stand out IRL lol

tw flashing lights gif

in another hundred years people are gonna go search for the titans wreckage in a boat called the tit

based on this

i think if your account has existed on this site for a certain number of years you should be grandfathered into ad free browsing. a decade seems reasonable like if you signed up in 2012 or prior you have tenure

Were you a victim of the Mishapocalypse? You might be entitled to compensation

19th century AITA only its "Have I been the most dreadful cad?"

Yes you are an abominable bounder/No you behaved as a gentleman should/All parties mentioned seem simply horrid

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

✨Wack-An-Author!!!✨

Pick a dead classic author from this poll that you'd personally want to punch!! This is all fun in games, I love bullying dead people 💛.

Listen everyone wants to beat up Lovecraft. That's a given, no competition. So he's not here.

I just found out how the last Narnia book ends and I am going to personally exhume, reanimate and re-inhume Clive Staples Lewis by beating him back to death with a chair because what in the theology wankery was THAT.

Girl we’ve got work to dooooooo

Fetch me the paint and gluuuuuuuuuue

"What immortal hand or eye / could frame thy fearful symmetry?"

This week’s word is…

✨ WATER ✨

Find the word in any WIP and share the sentence containing it. Play how you want: reply, reblog, stick it in the tags, tag us in a new post, or keep it private.

Every time I touch water, you’re there.

"The rain continued to pelt their costumes as the Bats wove through Gotham like oil in water."

"Jason wasn't sure if they were trying to put Dick’s hand in warm water, or if they were trying to…ah.

He heard the snick of the pen cap, smelled the Sharpie."

“ The bullet, solid silver and anointed with holy water, holy oils, and Jason’s own blood, buried itself deep in the thing’s left shoulder. “

outsiders and boring normal people and fandom newbies always think that buckwild kinky porn fanfiction is the strangest fandom hobby but they are wrong.

the strangest fandom hobby is plotty fanfiction, the kind that requires research, because engaging in this hobby makes no goddamned sense.

it doesn’t even give anybody masturbation material, which is at least a logical and admirable goal that contributes to the betterment of society, or at least society’s solitary orgasms.

in other news i hope the cia spyware monitoring my internet usage understands that i’m googling information about smuggling drugs in thailand because i want the details to be right in a single paragraph in a 10,000 word story about a gay mafia guys.

Cassandra: “Sir, Superman is on line one.”

This was already great and then “Superman is on line one” took me OUT.