Clumsy Chaos

reblog this post to literally teleport

where to?

yeah

Dry your tears. The moon is shining and there are worlds to explore.

some kid: just drop your trash on the floor it’ll be picked up that’s what the cleaners are paid for

me: my mama said we can’t be friends anymore effective right now immediately 

Infographic: Legally Married and Legally Fired , Center for American Progress

​@straights who think we should be quiet bc we can marry

We don’t even need a disney remake of Mulan. Look at this.

I would totally watch more Disney reboots if children from the actual ethnicities were cast in those movies.

Oh my gooooosh this is so cute!!!

Watched this so much as a kid I know the words by heart even though it’s in Chinese 😭😭😭

I was not ready

@relatable-ram

Me: *clicks video*  “The hell is all this abou-”

*whistling starts*

Me: 

I love this stupid fucking meme

I just want to help out all the people with no money but i am people with no money

And 30 years of The Jeffersons reruns. 

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time:

My granny taught me these. We called them.blind stitches.

Wow I didn’t kno

I have to try these

I remember learning these in middle school.

I HAVE BEEN DOING IT WRONG FOR THE PAST TEN THOusAND YeARS