wannabe goth princess

*at karaoke bar* what the FUCK do you mean you don’t have the mulan soundtrack 

the world cup is getting pretty serious

me, killing my idealized self so I can finally thrive instead of just survive

No offense @ christian kids but i think watching all those veggie tales did something to yall

sounds like OP doesn’t like to talk to tomatoes or waltz with potatoes

We bought some dumb ass camera gear

these leopard pants

But y'all didn’t put the best part: Jaden’s comments

*thor hands peter a mug of beer*

Thor: Exellent work in the mission man of spiders!

Tony: Thor no the kid is 15.

Thor: Oh!

*hands peter two mugs of beer*

Thor: You are a growing boy.

Tony: Thor no.

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST IM WEAK

whom'st wants to throweth me down a flight of stairs

I dont even need the “binky fucks my mom now” edit the originals are so much funnier

I always wonder, is Tumblr THAT gay or am I just following all the gay people?

listen, i once had a straight friend over and she opened her tumblr and i didn’t even recognize the website i’m not kidding

I think about this a lot

“Everything the light touches is our kingdom.”

“What about that shadowy place?”

“That is straight Tumblr, Simba, you must never go there.”

WISE WORDS FROM MUFASA

How do you know which tumblr you’re on?

I assure you, you know if you’re on gay Tumblr