Posting this again cause this part of old oak doors permanently rewired my brain and I need to know I’m not alone

Video of a kitten at a vet’s office protesting loudly as it’s scooped from the floor. Another kitten turns around the corner and walks up to the camera, also protesting loudly for its friend. From here.

Gumby did not say that

he said this you son of a bitch

love how quickly my brain goes from “no more wasting money on doordash” to “but i’m a special boy who deserves calzones”

The maniacal tyrant that is the California DMV

VIETNAM HAS MOSS FROGS.

THEY LIVE IN MOSS.

THEY ARE CUTE AS FUCK!

Thank you for coming to my ted talk. Now lets go live the way of the moss frog.

the prank call messages you could get in the first sims game will by far be scarier than anything stephen king has ever written or could ever hope to write

me, aged 5: "oh, the phone is ringing! I wonder who it is that's calling me :)"

sims 1 pop-up message: "They're Coming Soon. Maybe You Should Think Twice About Opening The Door."

me:

They look like the strings section of an orchestra.

#I’m unirionically Marge in this situation #HOW CAN YOU BE BORED WHEN THERES LOOMS

today my mom and i met a colobus monkey at the zoo who posed for pictures and then my mom held out her phone to show him the pictures of himself. he was looking at the phone screen for like a full minute i wish i could like understand what was going on in his head

roast beast is a feast i can’t stand in the least

i shouldnt have to deal with things <3,,,,

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