endless curses… malediction even
touchy feely girls have my entire heart. like yes pls reach out and touch me when you walk by, stand really close even when there’s more than enough for the both of us, slip your hands under my shirt bc they’re cold, hook your fingers under the waistline of my jeans and pull me close until we’re chest to chest and im just wrapped up in you
“BING BONG” reminds me of inside out and I WANT TO CRY
me laying in bed at night thinking about how ugly i am
i cant stop fucking laughing
North is right. I had to look it up and this house looks like purgatory
girl lives in a tooth
A pretty girl: I genuinely love you
Me, an emotionally incompetent bi disaster: Lmfao that’s gay bro
swordle
warmer than the sun 🥰
things i used to laugh at
- actual jokes
things i laugh at now
- yard sard
This is the funniest joke I’ve ever made