how come we’re always forced to choose between kids and a job??? i dont want either
never forget
i feel like my computer is gonna catch a virus just reblogging this…
Honestly whoever is writing these SNL skits….. Finally SNL feels vital and important again, satire wise
Drake + the Star Wars cantina band
THE BEST ONE BY FAR HOLY SHIT
Fuck
perfect fit
1. Beyoncé + Apple Martin
2. Chris Martin + Blue Ivy
do you ever feel like getting hit by a car just hard enough to have to stay in the hospital for a few weeks and get a break from all of your responsibilities
hey science side of tumblr there’s a load of blood in my ear what’s up with that
it’s bleedin
Stephen Fry receives a wedding cake gift during the debate; ‘Disestablish The Church Of England’ at The Cambridge Union on January 29, 2015 in Cambridge, Cambridgeshire.
iconic
Do you know who doesn’t get enough love from the Harry Potter fandom?
Madam Poppy BAMF Poppy
- Escorted a teenage werewolf to a deadly tree each month.
- Took care of that teenage werewolf after every full moon and you know that she probably fussed over him and mothered him and gave him a bunch of chocolate.
- Literally didn’t question things.
- This boy has a bite that’s turning green and he says is from a dog? Okay.
- This girl is half-cat? Alright
- Had to put up with Harry’s excessive injuries each year.
- Took care of and cured a bunch of petrified students.
- Didn’t put up with Malfoy’s crap.
- LITERALLY YELLED AT DUMBLEDORE!
- YELLED AT THE MINISTER OF MAGIC!
- KICKED DUMBLEDORE AND THE MINISTER OF MAGIC OUT!!!
- Was the one who took care of Cedric Diggory’s corpse.
- Refused to resign under Umbridge’s regime because she was afraid of what would happen to the students.
- Took care of everyone during the battle in HBP.
- Fought in the Battle of Hogwarts and tended to the wounded/dead.
- Probably had to deal with hundreds of students who misused the Engorgio Charm.
Madam Pomfrey deserves your love and respect.
Ir a clase en Japón es otra cosa
Japan be on some next shit
I was born at an incredibly young age
i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class
OH MY GOD THERE IS A PHOTOSET OF THIS?