Because shut up

i will never elaborate because i don’t even understand what i just said

everyone be quiet I am thinking of him...

I love how all of them carry a completely different tone than the others

FUCK EM UP YOUR GRACE

Pop off, my liege

we take stuffed animals very seriously in this house

oh god they're catching on

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quick everyone make this place abysmal just for like 5 days ok. start some extra fandom discourse or start shipping politicians or something please just for like a week?? so we can throw them off??

I think we should bring the once-ler back

Don't even fucking joke about that

ズリ

#everyday mood

ladies we need to start frantically and obsessively reading books in less than 24 hours again..remember how happy we were

Ladies and gentlemen, our national bird!

every true crime video about serial killers is like… “obviously he was an attractive man” (shows a picture of the ugliest person I’ve ever seen in my life)

slept in today, what’d I miss?

go back to bed

girls don't want boys, girls want megamind's fucking sick platform goth boots that he wore to fight titan

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

uh oh

😂

me: i love slow burns

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