a twist on the number game

send me a number between 1-1000 and my muse will say how they feel about your muse

without anyone knowing who you are

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE

what if we all got paper lol

GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

It WORKED SCREAMS

.... dude the Chinese don't use the same calendars as us

Bruh

Superstition much

oh my gosh

Okay, this is a perfect map of Undeadburg and the Undead Parish from Dark Souls. 

Yeah thanks for mapping the rest of Lordran while you're at it

Bruh

Rognir has officially been put into Demon’s Souls

That's the coolest thing ever

sssshhhhhh……they’re boning.

Just filled out my health insurance forms!

yeah!!! fucking around with health insurance forms!!!!

I hate when people complain about “oh health forms are stupid they want my biological sex instead of my gender!!!!” or “they only have male or female!!!”

There’s a reason for that, you dumb fucks, and they’re referring to biological sex

Different health risks are present in different sexes, and whatever gender is in your head does not change the fact that if you were born female, you have a higher risk for certain cancers and osteoporosis, and if you were born male you have a higher risk for heart disease and often a shorter lifespan than a female.

In other words, your biological sex is an important factor in health and health insurance, and your special snowflake status doesn’t change that.

Coulda said it nicer but it’s true; it’s about health.

No. There gets a point where nice doesn’t work. There’s too many stupid ass angsty teens on here that are gonna get themselves seriously hurt or sick because they wanna be a special fucking snowflake. Lemme tell you a thing. Doctors don’t give a flying fuck what you identify as. All they want to know is do you have two X chromosomes or an XY? Because cancer and lupus and certain medicines don’t give a flying fuck what pronouns you use. This is about your fucking LIFE. stop being angsty for TWELVE SECONDS because when you’re in an ambulance or going into cardiac arrest or whatever the situation may be, it’s ESSENTIAL that you get your head out of your ass long enough to tell them your BIOLOGICAL SEX that you were BORN WITH. It literally may save your life.

Daily reminder

ssHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE fUCK UP OH MY GOD JUST STOP I AM LITERALLY GOING TO VOMIT

Act like an adult. You’re embarrassing yourself. 

Why does OP have to shut up?

It’s truth.

OH MY GOD I AM RESPONSABLE FOR MY ACTIONS AND I CANT JUST BLAME EVERYONE ELSE FOR MY MISTAKES SHUT UP IM GONNA VOMIT

Sick as a Dog:Muse is ill for 24 hours (Anon specifies symptoms). Can’t Sleep:Muse cannot sleep until another person says their full name, no matter how tired they are. Baby Bump:Muse is pregnant (Anon specifies how many months). Baby Boom:Muse is pregnant with twins (Anon specifies how many...

I legit haven't seen an M!A list since I've been back. Please feel free to send me some ;D

I can't stand the mobile version but I use it constantly.

god bless america

I hope this the last remaining photos of our presidents

Is no one going to talk about Ronald McDonald fighting in Clinton’s background.

I’m not even american and I will reblog these anyday.

is Teddy Roosevelt shooting Bigfoot?

That one is historically accurate, actually.

I'm glad neither of the bushes are on here

I don’t understand, the wind blows hard and the power goes out for 5 hours.

Bye.

Sorry, friend :/

Headcanon meme - send me a symbol and I'll describe my muse's...

"Hmph. Maybe when I'm dead I'll repent. But for now," he slings his backpack to the ground, "would ya like to buy some wares?"