when you think you have nothing left you still have the moon, sunsets, your favorite music, paper to write on, warm clothes, new starts and your cute self
I like spending time w people who visibly enjoy spending time w me too
I always knew it
friend: i never knew u were gay
me: ya it wasnt relevant to your plot didnt want to seem like i was diverse for no reason :/
Tumblr may have banned porn. But you can still follow me and watch as I get fucked by life
“Birds evolved from dinosaurs.” While this statement is technically true it isn’t very useful and thus is a misconception of the relationship among avian, dinosaurs, and reptiles. Not only did birds evolve from dinosaurs — birds ARE dinosaurs.
You know the gays love a reveal and she’s giving us everything we wanted
I’m sweating just watching this.
MEH!!!
the Gentle Alien is unsure of how these peace talks are going
why do men spit so much? can’t stand the taste of their own lies?
yeah can I get a uhhhh