Okay no you guys listen  the fucking Westburo Baptist Church is training a goddamn Jigglypuff to take on the Leader of the Gym parked in their front yard, ran by trainer Pinknose and his fucking Clefairy named LoveisLove but they’re such bigmouthed pussies theres been no fight yet just a bunch of talk and I physically cannot goddamn handle this 

what the fuck

what the fuck guys jugglypuff is like the gayest pokemon smol pink puff balls what the FUCK

They… they really posted this.

Elsewhere.

What a time to be alive

I can’t believe I actually have to read the words ‘sodomite Clefairy" with my own two eyes

most to least loyal

1. Taurus 2. Cancer 3. Scorpio 4. Leo 5. Capricorn 6. Aquarius 7. Virgo 8. Libra 9. Pisces 10. Gemini 11. Aries 12. Sagittarius

this is what i call news

my dad used to be a high school janitor and one winter when we got a lot of snow, some kids built a snow penis on the middle of the football field overnight, using shrubs as pubes

by the morning it had warmed up a little bit and refrozen so that it was basically a solid chunk of ice

well the superintendent was outraged and he sent my dad and his coworkers to take it down, but it was frozen solid so they had to get more tools

well school was starting by this point so the superintendent was embarrassed of the gigantic 7 foot penis on the football field so he tried taking it down himself

and that’s the story of how hundreds of parents saw the highest ranking district official hugging a massive penis

I was upset, and then delighted.

IM GONNA CRY THIS IS SO CUTE OH NO

OH GOD I DID NOT EXPECT THAT ENDING I AM SO HAPPY

I’m really glad this is back on my dash.

there are probably people who havent seen this vine and i genuinely feel bad for them

i’m not sure how to feel about this cosplay to be honest. i mean, they have the basic look down, but there are so many inaccuracies. where is the fourth Wiggle? and look at the Wiggle on the right. his shirt should be purple; i understand having a limited budget for material, but come on! and they didn’t even bother sewing the actual Wiggles logo on the shirts.

i’m disappointed. do these guys even watch the Wiggles? 3/10.

that is an outrage

the little chirp oh my god

high sküle musical

a list of sounds

oh my god

confirmed

what is this animal

confirmed

Maxi dresses.

OKAY SERIOUSLY ONCE I FORCED MY BOYS TO GO TO FOREVER 21 WITH ME AND THE TALLEST IS 6’2” ON A GOOD DAY AND I HELD ONE OF THESE UP TO HIM AND IT STILL TOUCHED THE GODDAMN GROUND THEYRE DESIGNING MAXI DRESSES FOR FUCKING HIGH ELVES

*whispers* I am a 6ft3 girl and maxi dresses are the only kind of fashion that fit me please understand they are important to the high lady elves

that was the cutest response omg. carry on, high lady elf

This Teacher Hilariously Finishes The Doodles Of His Students

poor thing has an entire class of weeaboos

have you ever seen a chicken strip

There are two kinds of people in this world.