(for you, dude? i’ll do ‘em all)

Miles Upshur: the protag of that game i was too scared to finish but like. you would see it through to the end, you brave motherfucker. you just walk through that abandoned place chased by those naked dudes like its no bother, and i might not know much about you or your canon but buddy. you are one helluva survivor (you close doors quickly also  i remember that)

Foxy: my fast brother! you run very fast and its like if sonic was a fox and also red. and since im bonnie like i appreciate you and your animatronic-ness

Scolipede: downright my favourite bug pokemon and in my top 5 fave pokemon altogether. it doesnt matter about stats or skills i always have a scoli on my competitive team bc just… super awesome bug right there. horse bug. i’d ride you into battle bro

well they havent left me which is always a plus?? and my bff (this beefy butthole) is the fuckin worst and she makes me look better in comparison so i love that and also i dont think any of them have smacked me for stealing their food yet which is Nice

goddamn am i ever a sucker for black and white or grey and blue

thistles and maple trees my guy