It’s always insane to me when people DM me to yell at me about breaching their DNI because I reblogged a post from them

Like how chronically online are you that you’re checking the blogs of everyone who reblogs from you

And I genuinely mean that. Even if the post only has like 10 notes at best. How much free time do you have to check the blogs of all 10 of those notes, and then go OUT OF YOUR WAY to message anyone who doesn’t fit your strict guidelines for human interaction. And I know some of y’all don’t just check but you DIG, because some of the stuff I get DMed about is not advertised on my blog as soon as you look at it.

How do you all survive outside of the internet when every persons political opinions and stances on fictional content aren’t displayed to you right off the bat.

Like I’m not kidding. That’s not normal. You are not the normal one in this situation. Please put your phone down for at least a week and go outside.

I love how someone got SO mad at my post that basically boiled down to “If you’re digging through the blogs of strangers who reblog from you, on the strangers reblogging from people website, to dig up dirt on them - that’s not normal behavior and you should stop” that they sent me a paragraph of anon hate

Yeah man you’re real normal. You won. I was a fool to think that perhaps that was unhealthy behavior.

Watchergate: 4/19-4/22

occasional posts from users

reblog if you make occasional posts

Sometimes I still hear my voice

I love that Dick is clearly delighted by the gremlin energy going on between these two, THEY'RE THE MOST PRECIOUS ANNOYING LITTLE BROTHERS, YOUR HONOR, like this is everything Dick has wanted with them, for them to tease each other but clearly love each other, Tim and Damian getting along as brothers is THE BEST THING DICK HAS EVER SEEN.

some of my favourite sign fails <3

No but I kind of understand Erik cause if a young american-british professor looked at me with this eyes i would be on my KNEES-

Knowledge is empowering

you can literally get gender changers for like $3

And yes, that's literally what they're called.

Reblog if you got a gender changer for like $3

+ Abigail Dudley (The Haunting of Hill House)

CINDERELLA (2015) dir. Kenneth Branagh

A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

"Being alive is as special an occasion as it gets."

Stick the STICKERS. TO PLACES. DAMNIT

hey

I woke up at 6am and wrote an obituary for the two old guys in the muppets

you're saying it like if waking up at 6 isnt the norm

Yes but I don’t typically write muppet obituaries at that time. I usually wait until at least 11am

here is ryan gosling and emily blunt saying farewell to their barbie and oppenheimer characters in a song in the tune of all too well for snl

nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.

me: oh cool

nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.

me: oh cool

nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.

me: oh... cool?