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Submitted by: tattooed-floozy
How to unlock a car with a shoelace.
Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.
Slide it through the small opening of the car door.
Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.
TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007
Reblogging for future references.
Yes!
Hey, I mean it could save lives!
I’ve never seen a passive aggressive christmas decoration before
HOLY FUDGE NUGGETS I AM USUNG THIS!!!!
I sent one out and I got a postcard back from all the princesses with signatures!
I think this might be my favorite picture on tumblr
jesus better hold me cause my knees are failing me
All Time Low - For Baltimore x
The Irony Of Choking On A Lifesaver, All Time Low
Chris Hardwick talks about censorship of women’s bodies and absolutely nails it.
Take off your makeup, put down the camera, Choke on the drama that makes me want to, Tear up the pictures and pages you’ve saved, Creating a life of trends and make believe…
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Jack Barakat smiling/laughing. Requested by Margi (frankierx) ☺