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Hold On

@einglands / einglands.tumblr.com

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They need to redo twilight by just having the actors go back to the filming locations and try to recreate it from memory

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homofied

Anna Kendrick couldn’t even remember being in the movie. This is an amazing idea

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It took me too long to get this and once I did I was filled with rage.

I got this joke instantly, whore.

Reblog and share if you understood the joke and OP is a whore of babylon

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god i fuckin love airports. who came up with that??? “yeah, planes land here and take off. what if we also made it a mall, and then removed everyone’s sense of time and space when they came inside?” it could be 8:33 in the morning in a time zone i have never experienced but it’s always Airport Time

the norms there are so bizarre. who cares. wear your bugs bunny sweats over a button down. who gives a shit? nobody’s going to yell at you for chugging four sprites. you just do that. that’s the void talking

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please stop sending me nudes because i always excitedly open my inbox only to be disappointed by your junk

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Remember when One Direction would hype something up to the point of making the entire fandom feral, and then it would be a perfume?

And we fell for it 4 times.

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i wonder if there is anyone too nervous to talk to me.

probably not lmao 

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feelmoss

I wish people randomly offered me weed as much as middle school health classes made it seem they would

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