when the article is titled "17 unknown facts I bet you didn't know" but i already know five of those:

dude stop the fucking car

one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

and yes, they both smoke weed

and which one told you that?

good afternoon mutuals

bad afternoon to everyone else

I bet giant isopods are sooo delicious broiled in butter the whole thing is like lobster meat

This you?

Idk someone find me an isopod expert who could compare the tissue found in them to other shellfish and i will let you know but superficially Yeah Babey i will eat that bug like burger

ouch i think i broke my vagina bones 

OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we can just post whatever we want on this site and no one will question it huh

yes

back in the 00s a single dancing anime chibi gif would feed us for months on end

aang: past avatars please give me your wisdom to solve this problem without violence

kyoshi: lmao loser doesnt want to kill anyone

aang:

aang: hey can i talk to someone else

aang: I know, I’ll call up the last air nomad avatar! they must know how to solve this without violence!!

yangchen: lmao loser doesnt want to kill anyone

aang: WHY ARE ALL OF MY PAST SELVES LIKE THIS

This is how I win. *loses*

like to charge, reblog to cast

me drinking water at night

you look kinda weird ngl

fuck your entire life

tumblr is the only website where users can inflict psychological torture on each other, my mutual just reblogged like 50 posts of sherlock gifs in a row. and im powerless to stop him. what can i possibly do, unfollow him? don't be ridiculous