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teo // x-wing pilot // architecture student // canada // 19
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Luther : I love all my siblings : Allison , Five ( looks at smudged writing on hand) , Diablo ,Bron , Kloud and Sonya.
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Luther: Let's play a game, it's called two truth and a lie. Five you start.
Five: Okay, I have brown eyes, I think Diego is a dick and I assassinated John F. Kennedy.
Luther: C'mon, it's gotta be a little harder than tha-
Diego: His eyes are green.
Luther:
Luther: you did WHAT
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Five: I’m gonna murder you :)
Klaus, tinkering with stuff: I understand. Just one second.
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Klaus: sometimes you just gotta learn to love yourself
Luther: ??? Don’t you fucking hate yourself??
Klaus: yea but this is about you. Stay focus!
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“I hate you.” “I know.”

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maripoi

the clean beauty of the Millennium Falcon in Solo (2018)

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Things I’ve learned/loved coming out of Solo

  • Chewie has seen Han’s cock
  • Lando is an Extra Bitch ™
  • SJW droid
  • Pure Han is best Han
  • Chewie stays with Han, not because of a life debt but because he wants to :)
  • Lando wants to bang a robot
  • Lando could in fact BANG that robot if he put himself out there
  • Said robot has considered banging Lando
  • Star Wars: a V I E T N A M story
  • Darth Maul is a CEO of a crime syndicate
  • Human Vision is DADDY AF
  • Lando has an entire fucking closet JUST FOR CAPES BECAUSE HES THAT BITCH
  • Lando is so petty he cheats at Sabok
  • Han is so petty that he will gladly embarrass Lando by beating him at Sabok
  • Qi’ra would fuck Lando
  • I would fuck Lando
  • Everyone would fuck Lando
  • Chewie can (and will) eat people
  • Han speaks Wookie :)
  • “What do you want” “Equal Rights”
  • ScaredShitlessHan ™
  • The ghost of a dead droid is what makes the location tracker on the Millennium Falcon so great
  • Donald Glover
  • Alden Ehrenreich is not the Han Solo we want but the Han Solo we need
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hawkinsgf

modern day au

el: [uses her powers to flip a whole row of water bottles and land them perfectly]

the kids:

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200 things you can put in my ask

200: My crush’s name is: 199: I was born in: 198: I am really: 197: My cellphone company is: 196: My eye color is: 195: My shoe size is: 194: My ring size is: 193: My height is: 192: I am allergic to: 191: My 1st car was: 190: My 1st job was: 189: Last book you read: 188: My bed is: 187: My pet: 186: My best friend: 185: My favorite shampoo is: 184: Xbox or ps3: 183: Piggy banks are: 182: In my pockets: 181: On my calendar: 180: Marriage is: 179: Spongebob can: 178: My mom: 177: The last three songs I bought were? 176: Last YouTube video watched: 175: How many cousins do you have? 174: Do you have any siblings? 173: Are your parents divorced? 172: Are you taller than your mom? 171: Do you play an instrument? 170: What did you do yesterday? [ I Believe In ] 169: Love at first sight: 168: Luck: 167: Fate: 166: Yourself: 165: Aliens: 164: Heaven: 163: Hell: 162: God: 161: Horoscopes: 160: Soul mates: 159: Ghosts: 158: Gay Marriage: 157: War: 156: Orbs: 155: Magic: [ This or That ] 154: Hugs or Kisses: 153: Drunk or High: 152: Phone or Online: 151: Red heads or Black haired: 150: Blondes or Brunettes: 149: Hot or cold: 148: Summer or winter: 147: Autumn or Spring: 146: Chocolate or vanilla: 145: Night or Day: 144: Oranges or Apples: 143: Curly or Straight hair: 142: McDonalds or Burger King: 141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: 140: Mac or PC: 139: Flip flops or high heals: 138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: 137: Coke or Pepsi: 136: Hillary or Obama: 135: Burried or cremated: 134: Singing or Dancing: 133: Coach or Chanel: 132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: 131: Small town or Big city: 130: Wal-Mart or Target: 129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: 128: Manicure or Pedicure: 127: East Coast or West Coast: 126: Your Birthday or Christmas: 125: Chocolate or Flowers: 124: Disney or Six Flags: 123: Yankees or Red Sox: [ Here’s What I Think About ] 122: War: 121: George Bush: 120: Gay Marriage: 119: The presidential election: 118: Abortion: 117: MySpace: 116: Reality TV: 115: Parents: 114: Back stabbers: 113: Ebay: 112: Facebook: 111: Work: 110: My Neighbors: 109: Gas Prices: 108: Designer Clothes: 107: College: 106: Sports: 105: My family: 104: The future: [ Last time I ] 103: Hugged someone: 102: Last time you ate: 101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: 100: Cried in front of someone: 99: Went to a movie theater: 98: Took a vacation: 97: Swam in a pool: 96: Changed a diaper: 95: Got my nails done: 94: Went to a wedding: 93: Broke a bone: 92: Got a peircing: 91: Broke the law: 90: Texted: hour ago [ MISC ] 89: Who makes you laugh the most: 88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: 87: The last movie I saw: 86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: 85: The thing im not looking forward to: 84: People call me: 83: The most difficult thing to do is: 82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: 81: My zodiac sign is: 80: The first person i talked to today was: 79: First time you had a crush: 78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: 77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: 76: Right now I am talking to: 75: What are you going to do when you grow up: 74: I have/will get a job: 73: Tomorrow: 72: Today: 71: Next Summer: 70: Next Weekend: 69: I have these pets: 68: The worst sound in the world: 67: The person that makes me cry the most is: 66: People that make you happy: 65: Last time I cried: 64: My friends are: 63: My computer is: 62: My School: 61: My Car: 60: I lose all respect for people who: 59: The movie I cried at was: 58: Your hair color is: 57: TV shows you watch: 56: Favorite web site: 55: Your dream vacation: 54: The worst pain I was ever in was: 53: How do you like your steak cooked: 52: My room is: 51: My favorite celebrity is: 50: Where would you like to be: 49: Do you want children: 48: Ever been in love: 47: Who’s your best friend: 46: More guy friends or girl friends: 45: One thing that makes you feel great is: 44: One person that you wish you could see right now: 43: Do you have a 5 year plan: 42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: 41: Have you pre-named your children: 40: Last person I got mad at: 39: I would like to move to: 38: I wish I was a professional: [ My Favorites ] 37: Candy: 36: Vehicle: 35: President: 34: State visited: 33: Cellphone provider: 32: Athlete: 31: Actor: 30: Actress: 29: Singer: 28: Band: 27: Clothing store: 26: Grocery store: 25: TV show: 24: Movie: 23: Website: 22: Animal: 21: Theme park: 20: Holiday: 19: Sport to watch: 18: Sport to play: 17: Magazine: 16: Book: 15: Day of the week: 14: Beach: 13: Concert attended: 12: Thing to cook: 11: Food: 10: Restaurant: 9: Radio station: 8: Yankee candle scent: 7: Perfume: 6: Flower: 5: Color: 4: Talk show host: 3: Comedian: 2: Dog breed: 1: Did you answer all these truthfully?

I’m sitting at the pool drinking too many piña coladas so ask me stuff? and if none of these float your boat make your own, I am in a chatty mood.

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Not 2 sound depressing but I’m not really passionate about anything nowadays I’m just here filling the void one day at a time

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