IT’S ON ME. IT’S ON ME. I don’t know how I feel about this.

I really preferred the distance we had last night.

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The More I Think About It

the angrier I get.  Why isn’t there a Black Widow movie yet, and why have no concrete announcements been made?

This is Black Widow:

As of August 2014, she has been in no less than three mcu movies (that’s as many as Thor, and one away from the tally of Steve Rogers and Phil Coulson appearances–one-shots and tv shows excluded).

Unlike Bruce Banner, her character has been played by the same person in each movie.  Unlike Hawkeye and Coulson, her involvement always means at least one creative action scene with her playing a part that is larger than a cameo.

She’s a spy, an assassin, and an avenger, among other things.

Her tools include guns, knives, and Widow’s Bites to name a few.  But her greatest asset is her intelligence.  She has tricked Georgi Luchkov, Jasper Sitwell, and even Loki, a master trickster, into confessions.

She helped arrest Justin Hammer and Whiplash, bested Loki (twice!), stopped a Chitauri invasion, and kept the Winter Soldier and H.Y.D.R.A. from murdering thousands of innocent civilians, effectively saving the world twice in two of her three appearances.

She has an intriguing and mysterious backstory involving the Soviet Union, the K.G.B., and S.H.I.E.L.D./H.Y.D.R.A.  Her past has been teased in The Avengers and Captain America: The Winter Soldier.  Her backstory deserves more development than dialogue explanation in someone else’s film.

Her solo movie has a wide array of genre possibilities.  To name a few:

Marvel has not released an espionage movie, so that’s a definite option.

What could happen in it?

The Black Widow has a long and rich comic history that includes super-soldier experimentation, mind-wipes, romantic relationships with Clint Barton (Hawkeye), Matt Murdoch (Daredevil), and James Barnes (the Winter Soldier), and coming into her own as a spy and avenger able to take her own missions and form her own persona.

In pop-culture terms, she is Batman and James Bond rolled into a commentary on the Cold War, sexism, and Intelligence.  Her character has been introduced (Iron Man 2), fleshed out (The Avengers), and complicated (Captain America: The Winter Soldier).  Now it’s time to let her show us her own story and be the official heroine we all want.

To quote Natasha, this woman has blood on her ledger.  We deserve to see her wipe it out.

Sometimes, your fans can be worse than the people who hate you.

I can’t believe that this is a thing. I seriously CANNOT believe that this is a thing and is happening.

This is, by far, one of the WORST things a fandom could ever do.

What gives a complete stranger the right to harass a famous person’s significant other?

Especially a youtuber’s?

It’s downright disgusting and pitiful when a fan attacks the wife/girlfriend of a famous internet personality.

Calling them names.

Belittling their contributions to the fandom of their significant other.

SENDING THEM FUCKING DEATH THREATS.

If you get joy from harassing these poor women, then you are a horrible person and not a true fan.

Is anyone else completely terrified by the concept that you could, someday, meet someone who actually genuinely wants to spend the rest of their life in love with you?

#I don’t even want to spend the rest of my life with me