FROSTY WATCH OUT

No small change would address the injustice that mages face. The Chantry itself must be overturned. There will always be mages born in Thedas. But templars are made by men… and they can be unmade.

hey guys I found Cullen’s hair products.

look at me tryna be fancy with lighting and stuff 

…h-heard about your kind. seeing’s different.

“was it that bad?” no, hawke

wait...have we already been to the Black City?!

Okay, not all of us, but those of us who imported an Old God Baby.

Check it out. When you run into the eluvian after Morrigan and Kieran, no matter how far you run or which direction you look, the sky is uncluttered. Nothing in the distance, no Black City.

Obviously, I can’t upload photos from every possible angle, but trust me, I looked. And that’s when I started noticing patches of blue sky and sunlight (see below), suggesting this locale must have enough elevation to escape the endless, relentlessly green mists of the Fade.

There are a few structures floating out of reach, but none of them large enough to constitute a city. You can run around and see them from different angles, they’re about the size of Skyhold’s mage tower.

There’s also a palace floating in the near distance, no further than the highest tower of Skyhold from the stables. I mean, really damn close.

Another shot, this time including the Breach (when you play Here Lies the Abyss, the Black City is clearly silhouetted by the Breach, but here the sky is empty) but for a few flecks of flotsam.

Anyhow, I’d be delighted if anyone can get a screenshot of the Black City and prove me wrong, because the magnitude of this being the Black City is almost more than I can handle.

Especially considering this section of the Fade contains red lyrium, the Claws of Dumat, a battering ram, fountains of blood, and an empty throne with shackles on either side.

when somebody negatively compares the hawke twins

Imagine a dragon at Antiques Roadshow, appraising its hoard

Imagine the dragon hoards monetarily worthless things like newspapers or old bones and the person appraising it getting more and more nervous about telling the dragon their stuff isnt worth anything

Imagine that the dragon knows this and just likes watching the person squirm.

The dragon actually hoards uncomfortable situations

i feel like a lot of the time in fandoms, a characters get automatically associated with things they offhandedly mention liking once or twice but probably dont care about that much.

and then there’s anders who really does love cats that much

You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

team “i won’t reblog that fanart because the artist made the character(s) too light/white”

hawke: what did u even tell cassandra?

varric: basically that you’re a powerful mage and a dork

that goes on your lips, you weird adult baby

*checks the bethesda website to see how much time is left*

no worries i got this

I can’t sleep so I drew Josephine.