small, gay, possibly a vampire

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

a stud in black leather on a black motorcycle just revved their engine at me and thank god I tore my demonic uterus out ages ago because I think that would have finally knocked me up

what a universe……

If people were too mean to you when you were growing up, a newborn animal will materialize inside your brain and it’s so so scared and shivering and it will stay there for years. Decades, even. And whenever you say something kind of weird but true to your heart the animal will tell you “Noo! You can’t say that! If you say that, everyone will hate you!”. The animal means well. It’s so so small and everything is so scary for them and it’s just trying to protect you. But listen to me. Listen to me. Whenever this happens, you can’t do what the animal says. You can’t. If you do, you’ll become as scared as the animal. You have to keep saying weird shit. You have to keep doing things the animal wouldn’t approve of. If you do enough things that scare the animal, maybe one day it’ll go to sleep.

Murderbot wrote this.

Ideal work schedule:

Yeah this can't be left in the notes

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somehow…💗

never let being a girl stop you from being a boy

I was sitting in my house getting ready for a party later and I heard screaming outside, so naturally I took a little peek. On one side of my street I see a dad holding a camera while mom is screaming in what I can only describe as an excited sports fan voice, “YOU GOT THIS ZACK!! COME ON BUDDY YOU GOT THIS!!! KEEP GOING!!”

And I look to my right and there’s a little boy shakily riding his bike for the first time, with his little sister jogging beside him, also cheering and screaming. I was almost instantly brought to tears because I got to witness something so tender.

No matter what is going on in the world never forget that someone, somewhere, is teaching their child to ride a bike. To tie their shoelaces. A person is bringing their elderly neighbour something for dinner. Someone stopped their day to help some ducks cross the road. Someone is trying a new recipe and they love it. Humans will keep doing human things no matter what, and it’s wonderful.

Don’t go too far

when you keep yourself small all the time (swallowing the words you want to say, seeing everybody else as though they’re automatically above you, downplaying your feelings and achievements), the entire world will constantly be looming over you. that’s not the way to live your life. you’re supposed to be experiencing it, not be subjected to it. (this is your sign to take up more space)

gret

we need more vampire stuff that’s set really really far north on the planet. the potential… we don’t have any sunlight for a couple of months every year so they would literally be able to walk around during the day and no one would know…

"Oh but its so cold-" vampires literally wouldn't care. They would be attracting their victims by being dressed too lightly and people would be all like "oh no you are too cold, you are already cold to the touch, come inside" and then the vampire could be all "bleh!"

its so disgusting that you actually have to practice skills to retain them. just stay in my brain for retrieval pleaaaaaaassssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I think that we need to get more in touch with the concept of community. Actual community. I mean supporting each other, uplifting each other, and speaking to one another to reach an understanding. This idea that, if you get into a romantic relationship, that's when you're allowed to be vulnerable, your partner is your everything and nobody else matters is really detrimental. Your partner shouldn't be your whole support system.