PUT ON YOUR WARPAINT MOTHERFUCKERS 

i honestly can’t even hear the words “tri-state area” without thinking of phineas & ferb

being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short pls dont call people annoying

Reblog if you are insecure about anything below:

-weight

-appearance

-intelligence (or lack of) 

-skills (or lack of) 

-weird hobbies

-friends (or lack of) 

-body

-personality

-family

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all of em

Every single one

Hey, adults of the world

How about instead of making kids terrified to ever fuck up

You teach them how to cope with the aftermath of fucking up and fix it as best they can

That way they’re not so overwhelmed with anxiety every time there’s even so much as a chance of making mistakes that they never try anything and dread making decisions because of it

THIS

THIS IS PERFECT

What a nice day to be a potato. Just chillin in the cool ground [ loud noise in the background ] * gets ripped out of ground and shoved onto a tractor* WHERE AM I. WHO ARE YOU. WHATS THAT PINK WEASEL DOING. OH NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT KNIFE [ oh dANG I’m a sexy potato ] *chop* OW WHAT THE...

u know the feel when your friend is sad and you just wanna un-sad them but u cant and it makes u feel like such a terrible person

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.

And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

You will experience making them boys go loco

- We wanted you to read for Crazy Eyes. Cra…? I didn’t really connected with that character. Uzo Aduba auditions for every single role in Orange is the New Black (x)

I

fucking

love

this

woman

everyone watch the video her Alex and Piper voices are amazing she sounds exactly like them

THIS FUCKING WEBSITE.

imagine if mcdonalds didn’t even exist

Then half of the American population wouldn't be over 200lbs of fat

And the award for best use of that deer GIF ever goes to…

He could get a job licking your vagina

Drugs Under The Microscope

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An owl gets inside the house. The Owl Whisperer™ tries to get it back outside again. x

THIS MAN IS A LEGEND

I am laughing so fucking hard Omg 😂😂😂