From The Nag Hammadi Scriptures

current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor

current aesthetic: the history professor

current aesthetic: the history professor’s substitute who joins in on the action.

the librarian who accidentally walks in

current aesthetic: cool mom from mean girls “can I get you guys anything? some snacks? a condom? let me know! oh, god love ya.”

current aesthetic: the TA who just wanted to give the history professor some exams

papa smoke

my favorite 

@saberweiner

so my friend’s mom is a baker…

@saberweiner

@saberweiner

Ok, since we are practicing some serious web necromancy right now, does anyone remember

these stickmen

https://instagram.com/p/BF3llzstmum/

what the fuck this is cool

@saberweiner

“Kylie jenners snapchat 💀💀 pt.2”

Thas a loud burrito

@happytailsresort on IG.

@actualdogvines @weloveshortvideos @dogvines

amazing

when vegetable peelings get stuck in the drain & you have to pick them out with your fingers? thats sink slaw baby. and its the new food trend

me: bein alone not that bad, im coo 

me: *spots happy couple on bus all snuggily*

@saberweiner why did we not go look at those dachshunds 

this sounds like that indie singer introducing her kitchen vine  

Same person