Lets turn off our alarms and stay in bed instead of going into work tomorrow, okay?
accidentally hitting the gif tab instead of the one for uploading pictures and immediately getting flashbanged with the lamest moving images imaginable
sorry for being intense about everything, it’ll happen again
maybe monsterfucker erotica doesn't need a plot but it certainly gives the whole thing a bit more substance
me being fascinated by the complex political caste system in the getting-rawed-by-two-dragons book
if you’re cold, she’s cold. let her in your window
Day 2 in the Middle School Time Loop: you remember that last time, everyone ignored you at recess because they were talking about a TV show that you hadn’t watched. This time, you lie and say you’ve seen it. They ask you who your favorite character is, and you don’t know any of the characters, and so you’re tongue-tied. They think you’re weirder than ever, or maybe a liar, which is worse (and true).
Day 3 in the Middle School Time Loop: you tell your parents that you feel ill. They let you stay home while they’re at work. You spend the whole day watching past episodes of the TV Show.
Day 4 in the Middle School Time Loop: Recess again. The same person asks you who your favorite character is. This time, you're ready. You eagerly tell them, and supplement your reasons for liking them with solid evidence from all 4 seasons of the show. But! Tough luck: you’re now too invested. The atmosphere turns uncomfortable. They go back to ignoring you like they did on the Day 1 that you didn’t know was Day 1.
Day 5 in the Middle School Time Loop:
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Finally finished!! Kinda obsessed with this new painterly style and i'll definitely draw more of it :'>
RUGRATS 3.13 “Angelica's Birthday”
Neil!!!
I love you person running for the bus
I love you bus driver that stops and waits for them
When are we going to admit that most "Facebook groups" are just the internet forums (but worse)
I'm going to finally go and see if Lush have anything left from the Shrek collab tomorrow
Just woke up to my brother knocking on my door, and I didn't understand what was happening so I asked what time it was, and he said it was quarter past 8, and I just sprung out of bed all mad, thinking I'd slept through my alarms and was late for work again 😭 after a 30 minute nap... It's 8pm
Can you explain this gap in your blog history
I was employed.
"I know how to make you tense 👀" ?????
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