me flirting: spit in my mouth

latest photos of Pluto and it’s moon.

Charles Burns sketchbook -1987

you: i love you me, an intellectual: *starts crying*

Big surprise to the fans at San Diego Comic-Con 2016! :D Tara dressing up as Harley again, this time in her Arkham Knight outfit! XD This makes this the fourth time she’s dressed as one of her characters! XD

Apparently some fans didn’t recognize her and thought she was just a regular con goer! XD

Props to whoever made this cosplay!

Person 1: How did you take down Captain America?

“Sassy Nazi”: We shot him in ze legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he’s an idio— (via)

my kink: when people miss me back

Art by Gabriele Dell’Otto on Tumblr

[Hulk Vs. Thor: colors by Matteo Vattani]

Victor and Nora

by Walter O'Neal

no but disturbing realistic superheroes

Vision has no hair anywhere on his body–no armpit hair, no eyebrows, no eyelashes. No fingernails. His skin tastes like metal. Sometimes, he forgets to breathe for minutes or hours at a time.

Captain Marvel smells like burning. When you touch her, your hand comes away cold because she’s absorbed your body heat. If she gets cut, she bleeds light. She can tell you what the inside of an explosion feels like.

Bruce Banner vomits after de-hulking. His skin is always red and peeling. He looks sick, like he has a fever, and he ingests more medication than actual food. There are blisters on his lips.

Tony Stark has a huge, sunken scar on his sternum where the arc reactor was removed and his chest aches each time he takes a breath. He has callouses in odd places–so does the whole team, really–and there is a permanent bald spot on the back of his head where it has been cut open every time he gets thrown around in his suit.

Spider-Man sometimes forgets which way is up–if you put him in a room with identical walls, floor, and ceiling, he couldn’t tell you which is which. His hands and feet are prickly to the touch, even through his costume. He is very nearsighted.

The Scarlet Witch has no sense of boundaries; if you can’t tell she’s spying on your thoughts, why should she stop? She doesn’t do it out of any malicious intent, just out of curiosity and convenience. She never loses arguments.

Thor speaks about events that happened thousands of years ago as if they were last week. Cats arch their backs and stare at him. Something about him–his eyes, or his skin, or the way he moves–seems slightly off, like he doesn’t belong on Earth at all.

stuff like that.

Tony Stark recruiting children into his army.

Per Yngve Ohlin - “Dead” (Mayhem)