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Tumblr 3D you can only view my posts by traversing a dark hallway now
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im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening
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I was just grocery shopping and for a while I was in line behind the peak possible combination of parent and child, here is my 1 minute recreation from memory
Y'know, this reminds me of a similar dad-and-daughter pair I also saw as I was leaving the grocery store, though this was years ago. This is my best quick redraw from memory (I'm not good at drawing motorcycles without references):
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Anybody want to play hangman with me? Here's the word: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
e!
You actually fell into my trap.
_ e _ e_ _ e _ _ e _ _ e _ _
No k!
_ e _ e _ h e _ _ e _ _ e _ _
Levelheadedness.
How the fuck
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via ayguldavlletova on instagram
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If you've ever been disappointed by dragonfruit, especially if you felt like it tasted like nothing, then I'm like 90% sure you had unripe dragonfruit, which tastes like nothing. There's a small window of time where it tastes amazing. You must have the patience of a hunter. Do not strike until your prey is at its most delicious
TIPS FOR DRAGONFRUIT/PITAYA
- You want PINK flesh not white flesh. It's sweeter. Pink pitaya never done me wrong.
- You want DENSE pitaya. It's like the watermelon rules, heft them and compare weight-to-size ratios.
- You want ROUND. I don't really know why but the longer ones ain't usually as sweet.
- You want SHORT petal tips not the longer ones, this usually tells you if it's pink on the inside or not.
- Once you have caught your sessile prey you will WAIT patiently for the petals dry out, until the TIPS of the petals have started to turn BROWN
- FEAST
Be free, I love you
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proud of my son. good job
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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog
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I can't wait till speed runners get a hold of this.
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whatr if i exploded you right now would you be angry
i would explode with you . lets explode together
ā¦ā¦ promise?
Promise ...
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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1
The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.
So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.
So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.
Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.
And the probe is working again.
From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.
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the problem with driving is its realtime when it should be turn-based