So many idiots have masters degrees maybe I could be the next

To make sure their accents were accurate, the child actors in the Harry Potter movies were forced to grow up in England

the cruelty these actors had to endure is immeasurable

just overheard someone on the bus saying her favorite animated character is “sullivan from monsters inc.” SULLIVAN?? what exactly is the nature of your relationship with this man???

i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"

hey man youve been taking a while putting your change back in your wallet and i just wanted to let you know we are kicking you out of the grocwery sytore forever. goodbye

as an american i literally love to eat hamburger drink huge beverage and purchase rock and roll disk. it's all true...

August is the month of last chances, Nigel Van Wieck

playing sudoku in the morning: i live in the realm of numbers

playing sudoku before bed: what number come agter 6,....

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having fun isn't hard when you have a library card etc etc

BARBIE (2023) Teaser Trailer Dir. Greta Gerwig

new rule is you aren't allowed to say you like dilfs if you insult guys who are balding/have a receding hairlines or are fat. if by "dilf" you mean "30 year old" gtfo. how are you gonna claim to like older men and then get upset when they aren't the airbrushed version of age you wanted? us real dadfuckers will smooch his bald head

The goat of dads

go ahead

take a stroll

I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known