Ah, Ushi. The real MVP.

The most beloved twerk bull.

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To be continued…?

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I had some strips!

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I want to thank you all dear people for the reblogs and the likes!

This story is a one page at a time work so it’s kind of a slow process and I’m not fixed yet on what’s in store for these two… In fact I don’t even have a title for it yet! But if you’re ready to bear with me, this might not be the end ^^

This is disturbing on so many levels.

bribes accepted / autopilot

A drunk guy at work kept pulling on the push door and couldn’t figure out why it wouldn’t open so he decided perhaps the bright red latch to the right of the door was the answer but the bright red latch was in fact the fire alarm.

I assume the door did open after that. The tragedy of drunken plans is not that they don’t work, it’s how they do.

It didn’t actually, there’s no button or mechanism to open the door except just… pushing it. It’s very obviously a push door. In fact one of the line cooks LEFT THE KICTHEN to open the door and shoo him out.

See? Pull red switch -> summon door wizard -> success.

You know what you have a point

Here’s the new 24 hour comic I drew this year!  This one is called THE KING’S FOREST.  cw: blood, violence

How the fuck did you make that last panel say so many things without using any words at all that’s so fucking cool.

don’t forget 

Hi, Clair. I’d like to come in and talk with you. Would that be all right?

This is the Batman we need to see more often. The one who remembers what it was like to be a scared child, one who knows how to handle situations delicately.

One of the reason why I love batman so much. He is portrayed as a very careful and guarded man. But he is probably the most human out of anyone. It’s why he is the knight that gotham deserves. 

Re: that last panel - 

Batman, when he’s written correctly, is an extremely compassionate person. 

I always feel the need to reblog this because it’s definitely something I feel was lost in the Nolan films. 

The thing about Bruce is he believes he is not a good man, but he is.

“I’m stepping a little closer now, okay?”

That sentence means so much

I always see this post without the follow up, which is my favorite part

To quote Red from OSP - “Can you imagine your Batman comforting a scared child? If yes, congratulations, that’s a genuine Batman! If no, you haven’t written Batman, you’ve just written Punisher in a funny hat.”

My psychiatry professor says individuals with a higher IQ when children must be stimulated to develop it further or else they are more susceptible to develop anxiety and depression and also “falling off the curve”. And since as a child you can’t control the circumstances of your development, I’m sad to inform that your family and society have failed you.

This explains…..so much

Your family and society failed you but not because they weren’t “intellectually stimulating” enough. It’s because everyone thought you were mature because you were book smart, and thought you needed less teaching and care because of that. And let you build an identity on being a “smart kid” without helping you build your own inherent self worth, or skills you need to be a functional, emotionally stable adult. Now you’re not a kid anymore, or feeling particularly smart after burning out and realizing the peak of your life was in elementary school. The solution isn’t to throw kids in harder classes and give them more stress and expectations to live up to, it’s to work on them as a person instead of as a set of skills needed to find a job. Also keep in mind that psychiatry professors, psychologists, behavioral scientists and the like aren’t the true experts. Their knowledge is second-hand. No amount of studying can teach them more than what mentally ill people know from their lived experiences. Signed, a former “gifted kid” with anxiety, depression, and dissociation PS: IQ is fake and meaningless pseudoscience.

While this does show the depressing reality gifted kids grow up in, it’s kinda nice to know it isn’t completely our fault

Sea salt, garlic, rosemary and black pepper banish evil. They also season chicken.

This is why chicken soup is one of the most powerful potions you can make.

Chicken soup banishes most evils.

[ hellsing ] wet dream

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I am so excited to know how much, exactly, a buttload is.

essential life information

Art Critic: the skull in the corner is artfully placed on the periphery of vision to symbolise the omnipresence of death, important thematically to the artist’s conception of life and mortality.

Actual Artist: aw shit, I got all this negative space, guess I’ll stick a skull there that looks pretty rad.

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I painted a copy of Vermeer’s Girl with a Pearl Earring for a class in college, and when I displayed it for review the professor was like, “Are you making a statement about materialism by not painting her wearing the actual earring?”

And that, kids, was the first time I ever cursed in front of a teacher.

The painting is called The Girl with the Pearl Earring, and I forgot. To paint. The damned. EARRING.

people think we’re all moody and mysterious but we’re just a mess, each and every one of us

If I was a fictional character, how would the fandom misinterpret me?

Okay, THIS is a brilliant question. 

this is the most anticlimactic video i’ve ever seen

I am crying