you know what? it’s been long enough i think we can admit that abc’s once upon a time was dumb as all shit and that’s why it fucks

the evil queen’s mom was the queen of hearts, and also the miller’s daughter from rumpelstiltskin. rumpelstiltskin is also the beast from beauty and the beast and peter pan’s son. his wife eloped with captain hook and his mom kidnapped his secondborn son with belle to use as a weapon against his daughter-in-law 

there were four rapunzels- one who only appeared in one episode and then was never mentioned again, and then three from the final season- one of whom was mother gothel in disguise (who is also a nymph and had a scene identical to the prom scene in carrie), one of whom was lady tremaine, and the final of whom was alice in wonderland, captain hook’s daughter

hades fell in love with the wicked witch of the west and also was that guy from ally mcbeal and we were supposed to take that 100% seriously 

maleficent got impregnated by a mystery man and laid an egg, out of which hatched a human baby. they went to find her dad and never showed up in the show again. we find out in the last episode that her dad was zorro and nothing else is mentioned of this 

the frozen characters were all there, completely based on canon with no alterations like everyone else got, and nobody questioned this. cruella de vil was also there and now is probably fighting with king arthur over custody of hell

mérida was there for like a season and a half and not once did she ever get a costume change. they were at a funeral and you can see her bright bluegreen dress just. there 

henry jumped on a lion in new york and gave a speech about how magic is real 

at the end they crowned the evil queen empress of everything just bc 

there was a musical episode

nothing in this show made sense and that’s why it’s fucking hilarious 

HENRY HAD A LOVE INTEREST FROM CAMELOT AND IN HER FINAL APPEARANCE SHE RETCONS HER BACKSTORY AND SAYS HER DAD WAS FROM EARTH AND WE FIND OUT HER DAD WAS THE CONNECTICUT YANKEE IN KING ARTHUR’S COURT 

WHICH IS NOT ONLY THE FUNNIEST RETCON IN HISTORY (funnier by the fact he does have the right name, meaning that this was planned and they just forgot to drop any foreshadowing) BUT IF YOU FOLLOW BOOKCANON IT MEANS THAT HER BIRTH NAME IS HELLO-CENTRAL

LITTLE BO PEEP WAS A MOB BOSS

A mob boss who dressed like this:

Me at the Golden Globes

Me at breakfast waiting for WW84 trailer to come out

First official promo art for Wonder Woman 1984

Not my gif but I think they’re destroying Vader’s mask?? Look at the center object slightly higher than the rest of the destruction and as it turns it looks like the mouth and headpiece of Vader’s melted helmet.......

Long live the Evil Queen

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Had the great pleasure of meeting Lana at con this past weekend! She was extremely kind, took her time talking with each person that came to her booth, and had nothing but the highest compliments for my art. Meeting her was truly the highlight of my weekend. It’s absolutely surreal to when you get to meet the talent behind one of your favorite characters of your favorite show! Now that I’ve met Lana and Jen, I just need Colin to come to a con nearby... x)

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“what did you do this Labor Day weekend” well @wxndinmyhair and I talked about the history of the papacy for quite a while

//11 years of catholic school actually did not prepare me for this as I had to google a LOT

But somehow my knowledge of Nazi germany came in CLUTCH

well, well, well, here we are again, in which I have way too much love for all my mutuals and have the urge to shower everyone with gifts and cookies and goodness. what better way to do that than with a giveaway?

WHAT YOU GET:

RULES:

and that’s all! you have until august 23rd to enter, so like and reblog away! sending out all my love and good vibes to you amazing people! <3

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