in today’s news: I burned my finger on a toaster
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i’m getting this out of the way right now because 1. i just had the worst ringing in my ear twice, and 2. i’m stuck on watching this game on youtube right now. anywho, i’m ashton. you probably know me from that blink 182 cover band, or you know me as one of those terrifyingly tall australian guys. either way. i probably need to shower because i’m sweaty as hell and haven’t put deodorant on today, but if you can try and get passed that: retrofletcho is where to find me.
Why yes, I do workout. 💪🏻💪🏻🏋🏼🏋🏼
hello my friends, im troye suit sivan and i make music. im a boy who still looks like a child even in a suit. but i promise you im really 21 years old. we can be friends at daddylessons!!
things to say during sex
- nothing
- you dont need sex
- the lord is watching
- amen
Trying out some new outfits and new hair for this leg of tour 🙆🏻
my kink is when ppl actually care abt my feelings & what I have to say
504: Tiger Cub
I don’t draw enough baby kitties
I’m so….FUCKIN hype for autumn……I’m so fcuking ready…..I can already smell the dead leaves and feel the cold wind and see the pumpkins on my windowsill like…….the little ones the mini ones y'all know what I’m talking about…I can’t wait to walk outside and not immediately drown in my own underboob sweat….I can already smell the hot chocolate
sometimes I do strange things until I realize “shit other people can see me”
WHAT THIS BULBASAUR IS SUCH A CUTE BABY
throwback tuesday to the outfits dan and I should’ve worn for our last two pokemon go videos @bigdreamycloudbouquet
trying to teach @personifiedemophase how to use chopsticks (again) wish me luck
all i wanted to do was reblog gifs of eevee and charizard, i really didn’t want to see drowzee on a penis. of all pokemon, too.. it had to be drowzee. as if i don’t have 238934 of them anyway, that’s all there is in the UK. -.-